Raph and Mikey, punch face by CptBstrd

Format: Commander

Commander: Raph & Mikey, Troublemakers

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 38

Deck overview

This deck is a Gruul stompy deck focused on cheating massive creatures directly into combat. The primary game plan accelerates mana through a dense ramp suite of 17 spells to cast Raph & Mikey, Troublemakers on Turn 5. Because the commander has haste, it attacks immediately upon deployment, triggering its ability to reveal cards until it hits a creature and putting that creature onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. With 41 high-impact creatures in the library, every attack delivers game-ending beaters, extra combat steps, or powerful ETB damage triggers. The deck protects its board using low-cost hexproof and indestructible instants while overwhelming the table with combat damage across Turns 5 through 7. Its main vulnerabilities stem from a lack of instant-speed reactive removal and dependence on combat connections.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Agonasaur Rex
  • 1 Altanak, the Thrice-Called
  • 1 Ancient Adamantoise
  • 1 Anzrag, the Quake-Mole
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Balefire Dragon
  • 1 Blightsteel Colossus
  • 1 Cinder Glade
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Craterhoof Behemoth
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Desert Were-Worm
  • 1 Dragonlord Atarka
  • 1 Drakuseth, Maw of Flames
  • 1 Entish Restoration
  • 1 Etali, Primal Conqueror // Etali, Primal Sickness
  • 1 Etali, Primal Storm
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Famished Worldsire
  • 1 Fellwar Stone
  • 1 Flare of Cultivation
  • 15 Forest
  • 1 Game Trail
  • 1 Garruk's Uprising
  • 1 Ghalta, Primal Hunger
  • 1 Ghalta, Stampede Tyrant
  • 1 Gruul Signet
  • 1 Hellkite Courser
  • 1 Herigast, Erupting Nullkite
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Ilharg, the Raze-Boar
  • 1 Kessig Wolf Run
  • 1 Kogla and Yidaro
  • 1 Kogla, the Titan Ape
  • 1 Kratos, God of War
  • 1 Map the Frontier
  • 1 Meteor Golem
  • 1 Moraug, Fury of Akoum
  • 12 Mountain
  • 1 Old Gnawbone
  • 1 Overlord of the Hauntwoods
  • 1 Pathrazer of Ulamog
  • 1 Planetarium of Wan Shi Tong
  • 1 Quilled Greatwurm
  • 1 Railway Brawler
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Raph & Mikey, Troublemakers
  • 1 Roaming Throne
  • 1 Rockfall Vale
  • 1 Rootbound Crag
  • 1 Roxanne, Starfall Savant
  • 1 Royal Treatment
  • 1 Shared Roots
  • 1 Skyshroud Claim
  • 1 Snakeskin Veil
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spinerock Tyrant
  • 1 Stomping Ground
  • 1 Summon: Bahamut
  • 1 Summon: Titan
  • 1 Talisman of Impulse
  • 1 Tamiyo's Safekeeping
  • 1 Temple of Abandon
  • 1 Terror of the Peaks
  • 1 The Dawning Archaic
  • 1 The Notary Hobbits
  • 1 Thornspire Verge
  • 1 Training Compound
  • 1 Twinflame Tyrant
  • 1 Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
  • 1 Utopia Sprawl
  • 1 Vaultborn Tyrant
  • 1 Wild Growth
  • 1 Wolverine, Fierce Fighter
  • 1 Worldspine Wurm