Stupid by ttaren56

Format: Commander

Commander: Sokka and Suki

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 39

Deck overview

This deck is an aggressive Jeskai Equipment Voltron and Go-Wide hybrid commanded by Sokka and Suki. The strategy turns every Equipment spell into both board presence and immediate tempo. Whenever an Equipment enters the battlefield, Sokka and Suki creates a 1/1 white Ally token, and that Ally's entry immediately triggers the commander's ability to attach the new weapon for free. This interaction completely bypasses expensive equip costs on heavy weapons like Colossus Hammer, Excalibur, Sword of Eden, and Argentum Armor. Efficient tutors such as Stoneforge Mystic and Steelshaper's Gift provide reliable access to key weapons, while cost reducers and draw engines like Puresteel Paladin and Sram, Senior Edificer maintain resource momentum. The deck protects its lethal combat threats with Deflecting Swat, Mithril Coat, and Conqueror's Flail, threatening to eliminate opponents in rapid succession starting on Turn 5 through massive evasive strikes and a growing army of equipped Ally tokens.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Academy Ruins
  • 1 Adarkar Wastes
  • 1 Aettir and Priwen
  • 1 An Offer You Can't Refuse
  • 1 Andúril, Narsil Reforged
  • 1 Arcane Denial
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Argentum Armor
  • 1 Basilisk Collar
  • 1 Biorganic Carapace
  • 1 Blackblade Reforged
  • 1 Bloodforged Battle-Axe
  • 1 Bureau Headmaster
  • 1 Buster Sword
  • 1 Caduceus, Staff of Hermes
  • 1 Cascade Bluffs
  • 1 Cid, Freeflier Pilot
  • 1 Clifftop Retreat
  • 1 Cloud, Midgar Mercenary
  • 1 Codsworth, Handy Helper
  • 1 Colossus Hammer
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Conformer Shuriken
  • 1 Conqueror's Flail
  • 1 Dalakos, Crafter of Wonders
  • 1 Deflecting Swat
  • 1 Deserted Beach
  • 1 Diamond Pick-Axe
  • 1 Dragonfire Blade
  • 1 Enthusiastic Mechanaut
  • 1 Etherium Sculptor
  • 1 Evolving Wilds
  • 1 Excalibur, Sword of Eden
  • 1 Firion, Wild Rose Warrior
  • 1 Glacial Fortress
  • 1 Hammer of Nazahn
  • 1 Hulkbuster Armor
  • 6 Island
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Mithril Coat
  • 1 Mjölnir, Hammer of Thor
  • 6 Mountain
  • 1 Mystic Monastery
  • 1 Open the Armory
  • 1 Orcrist, Goblin-cleaver
  • 1 Path to Exile
  • 8 Plains
  • 1 Prairie Stream
  • 1 Puresteel Paladin
  • 1 Raugrin Triome
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Reyav, Master Smith
  • 1 Rugged Prairie
  • 1 Sea of Clouds
  • 1 Shadowspear
  • 1 Shivan Reef
  • 1 Sigarda's Aid
  • 1 Sokka and Suki
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spectator Seating
  • 1 Sram, Senior Edificer
  • 1 Steelshaper's Gift
  • 1 Stone Haven Outfitter
  • 1 Stoneforge Masterwork
  • 1 Stoneforge Mystic
  • 1 Sulfur Falls
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Sword of Feast and Famine
  • 1 Sword of Fire and Ice
  • 1 Sword of Forge and Frontier
  • 1 Sword of Hearth and Home
  • 1 Sword of the Animist
  • 1 Sword of the Squeak
  • 1 Swords to Plowshares
  • 1 Swordsman's Steel
  • 1 Talisman of Conviction
  • 1 Talisman of Creativity
  • 1 Talisman of Progress
  • 1 The Mighty Thor, Jane Foster
  • 1 The Reality Chip
  • 1 The Reaver Cleaver
  • 1 Training Center
  • 1 Wrecking Ball Arm