flubs against humanity by wasogire

Format: Commander

Commander: Flubs, the Fool

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 43

Deck overview

This deck harnesses Flubs, the Fool as a relentless card-velocity engine to power out 30 copies of Slime Against Humanity. By quickly emptying its hand, the deck turns every land drop and spell cast into a fresh draw, allowing it to storm through multiple Slimes in a single turn. Support pieces like Locket of Yesterdays and Goblin Anarchomancer reduce casting costs to a single green mana, while Spellweaver Helix and Pyromancer Ascension duplicate every Slime cast. The resulting Ooze tokens grow exponentially in size due to the high density of Slimes in the graveyard and exile, while Anger grants haste and Wonder grants flying. The deck trades away interactive spells and stax pieces for pure linear consistency, aiming to overwhelm opponents with giant trampling creatures by turns 5 and 6.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Abundance
  • 1 Adrix and Nev, Twincasters
  • 1 Anger
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Azusa, Lost but Seeking
  • 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
  • 1 Bountiful Landscape
  • 1 Branching Evolution
  • 1 Breeding Pool
  • 1 Captain Howler, Sea Scourge
  • 1 Cinder Glade
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Commercial District
  • 1 Containment Construct
  • 1 Doubling Season
  • 1 Dreamroot Cascade
  • 1 Dryad of the Ilysian Grove
  • 1 Emerald Medallion
  • 1 Eruth, Tormented Prophet
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Exploration
  • 1 Fabled Passage
  • 1 Flubs, the Fool
  • 5 Forest
  • 1 Frontier Bivouac
  • 1 Goblin Anarchomancer
  • 1 Harness the Storm
  • 1 Hedge Maze
  • 1 Hinterland Harbor
  • 5 Island
  • 1 Karplusan Forest
  • 1 Ketria Triome
  • 1 Locket of Yesterdays
  • 1 Manabond
  • 5 Mountain
  • 1 Oracle of Mul Daya
  • 1 Otawara, Soaring City
  • 1 Pyromancer Ascension
  • 1 Quilled Greatwurm
  • 1 Ramunap Excavator
  • 1 Rejuvenating Springs
  • 1 Rites of Flourishing
  • 1 Shifting Woodland
  • 1 Shivan Reef
  • 30 Slime Against Humanity
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Song of Creation
  • 1 Spellweaver Helix
  • 1 Spire Garden
  • 1 Steam Vents
  • 1 Stomping Ground
  • 1 The Ozolith
  • 1 Three Tree City
  • 1 Training Center
  • 1 Valakut Exploration
  • 1 Walk-In Closet // Forgotten Cellar
  • 1 Wonder
  • 1 Yavimaya Coast
  • 1 Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth