This deck hates this one simple card! by user1916928
Format: Commander
Commander: Queen Marchesa
Bracket: 4
Deck overview
This is a Mardu "spite" or damage-reflection deck helmed by Queen Marchesa, built around a simple but brutal premise: deploy indestructible damage-reflectors like Brash Taunter, Stuffy Doll, and Giggling Skitterspike, then turn a single board-wide burn spell - Blasphemous Act, Chain Reaction, or an Arcbond - into lethal reflected damage aimed at every opponent. The monarch mechanic (via the commander, Court of Grace, and Court of Locthwain) fuels a card-advantage engine, while a dense planeswalker suite (eight walkers, including Dihada, Binder of Wills and Chandra, Awakened Inferno) provides grinding inevitability. Secondary wins include Strixhaven Stadium's point-counter clock and token beats from Court of Grace and planeswalker emblems. The deck is slow, telegraphed, and entirely reliant on assembling its reflector-plus-burn combination, but once the pieces land, the table dies to its own damage.
Decklist (98 cards)
- 1 Agent Bishop, Man in Black
- 1 Ajani Steadfast
- 1 Ajani, Caller of the Pride
- 1 Anti-Venom, Horrifying Healer
- 1 Arcane Signet
- 1 Arcbond
- 1 Arid Mesa
- 1 Barbed Servitor
- 1 Basri Ket
- 1 Battlefield Forge
- 1 Black Market Connections
- 1 Blasphemous Act
- 1 Bojuka Bog
- 1 Boros Charm
- 1 Boros Reckoner
- 1 Boros Signet
- 1 Brash Taunter
- 1 Caves of Koilos
- 1 Celestial Armor
- 1 Chain Reaction
- 1 Chandra, Awakened Inferno
- 1 Chromatic Lantern
- 1 City of Brass
- 1 Clifftop Retreat
- 1 Command Tower
- 1 Court of Grace
- 1 Court of Locthwain
- 1 Darksteel Plate
- 1 Dawn's Truce
- 1 Dihada, Binder of Wills
- 1 Donna Noble
- 1 Elegant Parlor
- 1 Elspeth Resplendent
- 1 Emberwilde Captain
- 1 Exotic Orchard
- 1 Fabled Passage
- 1 Fellwar Stone
- 1 Fiendlash
- 1 Flooded Strand
- 1 Giggling Skitterspike
- 1 Godless Shrine
- 1 Haunted Ridge
- 1 High Priest of Penance
- 1 Isolated Chapel
- 1 Liliana, Dreadhorde General
- 1 Loran of the Third Path
- 1 Luca Stadium
- 1 Luminarch Ascension
- 1 Luminarch Aspirant
- 1 Luxury Suite
- 1 Mandate of Peace
- 1 Marsh Flats
- 1 Mithril Coat
- 1 Mountain
- 1 Noble Heritage
- 1 Nomad Outpost
- 1 Orzhov Advokist
- 1 Orzhov Signet
- 1 Pain for All
- 1 Path to Exile
- 1 Patrolling Peacemaker
- 1 Phyrexian Obliterator
- 1 Phyrexian Vindicator
- 5 Plains
- 1 Queen Marchesa
- 1 Raucous Theater
- 1 Sacred Foundry
- 1 Savai Triome
- 1 Screaming Nemesis
- 1 Shadowy Backstreet
- 1 Shaman en-Kor
- 1 Shattered Sanctum
- 1 Sol Ring
- 1 Souls of the Faultless
- 1 Spectator Seating
- 1 Spitemare
- 1 Starscream, Power Hungry // Starscream, Seeker Leader
- 1 Stuffy Doll
- 1 Sulfurous Springs
- 1 Sundown Pass
- 1 Surge of Salvation
- 1 Swamp
- 1 Swords to Plowshares
- 1 Talisman of Conviction
- 1 Talisman of Hierarchy
- 1 The Last Agni Kai
- 1 Timely Ward
- 1 Turbulent Moor
- 1 Turbulent Steppe
- 1 Twilight Prophet
- 1 Vault of Champions
- 1 Vraska, Betrayal's Sting
- 1 Windswept Heath
- 1 Wrathful Red Dragon