Eat That Girl for Gluntch by WizardArevalo

Format: Commander

Commander: Gluntch, the Bestower

Bracket: 3

Deck overview

This is a Selesnya group-hug/pillowfort deck helmed by Gluntch, the Bestower, built around the commander's end-step generosity - handing out +1/+1 counters, cards, and Treasure tokens to buy political goodwill while the table's aggression is taxed away by a dense pillowfort suite. The primary plan is to go wide with tokens and +1/+1 counters, then close with Craterhoof Behemoth, Storm Herd, or a massive Sandwurm Convergence wurm army. Counter doublers like Doubling Season, Primal Vigor, Hardened Scales, and Conclave Mentor amplify the theme, while Ghostly Prison, Windborn Muse, Baird, Steward of Argive, and Nils, Discipline Enforcer keep attackers away. The deck wins through incremental value and combat inevitability rather than combos, using fogs and board protection to survive until the overrun turn.

Decklist (100 cards)

• 1 Arcane Signet
• 1 Archon of Absolution
• 1 Archon of Valor's Reach
• 1 Baird, Steward of Argive
• 1 Beast Within
• 1 Benevolent Offering
• 1 Blossoming Sands
• 1 Borderland Explorer
• 1 Branchloft Pathway // Boulderloft Pathway
• 1 Citywide Bust
• 1 Conclave Mentor
• 1 Contraband Livestock
• 1 Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1 Cultivate
• 1 Cut a Deal
• 1 Dawn Charm
• 1 Divine Gambit
• 1 Doubling Season
• 1 Dusk // Dawn
• 1 Enlightened Tutor
• 1 Explore the Underdark
• 1 Fangren Marauder
• 1 Flumph
• 10 Forest
• 1 Forgotten Ancient
• 1 Fortified Village
• 1 Ghostly Prison
• 1 Giant Ankheg
• 1 Gluntch, the Bestower
• 1 Graypelt Refuge
• 1 Hardened Scales
• 1 Harmonize
• 1 Heroic Intervention
• 1 Idyllic Tutor
• 1 Jailbreak
• 1 Jolrael, Mwonvuli Recluse
• 1 Mangara, the Diplomat
• 1 Minas Tirith
• 1 Nils, Discipline Enforcer
• 1 Noble Heritage
• 1 Nullmage Advocate
• 1 Oblation
• 1 Orzhov Advokist
• 1 Overwhelming Encounter
• 1 Path to Exile
• 1 Pir's Whim
• 13 Plains
• 1 Play of the Game
• 1 Primal Vigor
• 1 Radiant Grove
• 1 Regna's Sanction
• 1 Rootweaver Druid
• 1 Sandwurm Convergence
• 1 Scattered Groves
• 1 Scholarship Sponsor
• 1 Selesnya Guildgate
• 1 Selfless Squire
• 1 Selvala, Explorer Returned
• 1 Skullwinder
• 1 Slaughter the Strong
• 1 Sol Ring
• 1 Solitary Confinement
• 1 Spore Frog
• 1 Spurnmage Advocate
• 1 Stirring Wildwood
• 1 Storm Herd
• 1 Sun Titan
• 1 Swords to Plowshares
• 1 Sylvan Library
• 1 Temple of Plenty
• 1 Tempt with Glory
• 1 Together Forever
• 1 Tranquil Expanse
• 1 Valorous Stance
• 1 Veteran Explorer
• 1 Windborn Muse
• 1 Woodvine Elemental
• 1 Worldly Tutor
• 1 Your Temple Is Under Attack