Meatsqueak by GambleGod777

Format: Commander

Commander: Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 30

Deck overview

This deck is a mono-green token swarm strategy led by Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord, combining Squirrel tribal aggression with artifact Food synergies. The game plan focuses on deploying early ramp to cast Meatsqueak on Turn 3 or 4, quickly assembling a wide board of Squirrel tokens and accumulating Food artifacts. Once the Food count reaches seven, Meatsqueak provides a massive +3/+3 static boost to all Squirrels, turning small tokens into lethal attackers. Powerful support pieces like Jaheira, Friend of the Forest and Night of the Sweets' Revenge convert Food tokens into explosive mana, enabling massive turns with The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl or Deep Forest Hermit. The list also features an infinite draw combo using Peregrin Took and Nuka-Cola Vending Machine. While it excels at building massive creature boards, it remains vulnerable to sweepers and carries minimal reactive interaction.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Academy Manufactor
  • 1 Acorn Catapult
  • 1 Ashnod's Altar
  • 1 Bakersbane Duo
  • 1 Bilbo, Fellow Conspirator
  • 1 Bloodroot Apothecary
  • 1 Cache Grab
  • 1 Candy Trail
  • 1 Chatter of the Squirrel
  • 1 Chatterstorm
  • 1 Chitterspitter
  • 1 Cloakwood Hermit
  • 1 Curious Forager
  • 1 Deep Forest Hermit
  • 1 For the Common Good
  • 27 Forest
  • 1 Garruk's Uprising
  • 1 Giant Opportunity
  • 1 Gilded Goose
  • 1 Gingerbread Cabin
  • 1 Gingerbrute
  • 1 Golden Egg
  • 1 Gourmand's Talent
  • 1 Heaped Harvest
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Honored Dreyleader
  • 1 Idol of Oblivion
  • 1 Intrepid Trufflesnout // Go Hog Wild
  • 1 Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
  • 1 Kenrith's Transformation
  • 1 Many Partings
  • 1 Maskwood Nexus
  • 1 Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord
  • 1 Myriad Landscape
  • 1 Night of the Sweets' Revenge
  • 1 Ninja Pizza
  • 1 Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
  • 1 Nut Collector
  • 1 Oakhollow Village
  • 1 Parallel Lives
  • 1 Patchwork Banner
  • 1 Pawpatch Formation
  • 1 Peregrin Took
  • 1 Phyrexian Altar
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Revive the Shire
  • 1 Rogue's Passage
  • 1 Rootcast Apprenticeship
  • 1 Scurry of Squirrels
  • 1 Second Harvest
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spider-Ham, Peter Porker
  • 1 Squirrel Mob
  • 1 Squirrel Nest
  • 1 Squirrel Sanctuary
  • 1 Squirrel Sovereign
  • 1 Stardew Valley
  • 1 Swarmyard
  • 1 Sword of the Squeak
  • 1 The Cabbage Merchant
  • 1 The Shire
  • 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
  • 1 The Underworld Cookbook
  • 1 Thornvault Forager
  • 1 Thought Vessel
  • 1 Three Tree City
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Tippy-Toe, Terrific Partner
  • 1 Tireless Provisioner
  • 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
  • 1 Verdant Command
  • 1 War Room
  • 1 Welcome to Sweettooth
  • 1 Witch's Oven