ZOMBIEEEE BRAINSSSS ELLIE THE GOAT by Valkyrie607

Format: Commander

Commander: Ellie, Brick Master and Joel, Resolute Survivor

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 48

Deck overview

This deck is a synergistic Jund Aristocrats engine helmed by Partner-Survivors Ellie, Brick Master and Joel, Resolute Survivor. The game plan revolves around incentivizing and forcing opponents to attack one another, leveraging Ellie's ability to spawn Cordyceps Infected tokens on every attack. As these expendable tokens clash, block, or are sacrificed to outlets like Goblin Bombardment and Ashnod's Altar, Joel accrues +1/+1 counters and draws extra cards across each player's turn. Disruptive combat pieces like Kardur, Doomscourge and Disrupt Decorum accelerate the table's mutual destruction, while Dictate of Erebos keeps opposing boards clear. The deck finishes games through explosive aristocrat drain effects from Mirkwood Bats, Blood Artist, Bastion of Remembrance, and Massacre Wurm, turning every token death into direct, unavoidable life loss for opponents.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Abby, Merciless Soldier
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Artifact Mutation
  • 1 Ashnod's Altar
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Bastion of Remembrance
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Beledros Witherbloom
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Blasphemous Act
  • 1 Blood Artist
  • 1 Blood Crypt
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Braids, Arisen Nightmare
  • 1 Carrion Feeder
  • 1 Chaos Warp
  • 1 Chatterfang, Squirrel General
  • 1 Cinder Glade
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Curse of Disturbance
  • 1 Deadly Dispute
  • 1 Dictate of Erebos
  • 1 Disrupt Decorum
  • 1 Dragonskull Summit
  • 1 Dreadhorde Invasion
  • 1 Ellie, Brick Master
  • 1 Ellie, Vengeful Hunter
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Farseek
  • 8 Forest
  • 1 Genesis Chamber
  • 1 Goblin Bombardment
  • 1 Goblin Spymaster
  • 1 Grim Haruspex
  • 1 Hansk, Slayer Zealot
  • 1 Haunted One
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Ignoble Hierarch
  • 1 Impact Tremors
  • 1 Jadar, Ghoulcaller of Nephalia
  • 1 Joel, Resolute Survivor
  • 1 Kardur, Doomscourge
  • 1 Karplusan Forest
  • 1 Korvold, Fae-Cursed King
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 Mahadi, Emporium Master
  • 1 Massacre Wurm
  • 1 Mayhem Devil
  • 1 Mirkwood Bats
  • 1 Moldervine Reclamation
  • 1 Morbid Opportunist
  • 4 Mountain
  • 1 Mycoloth
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Ophiomancer
  • 1 Overgrown Tomb
  • 1 Pitiless Plunderer
  • 1 Plumb the Forbidden
  • 1 Poison-Tip Archer
  • 1 Primal Vigor
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Reassembling Skeleton
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Rockfall Vale
  • 1 Rootbound Crag
  • 1 Savage Lands
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Smoldering Marsh
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Stomping Ground
  • 1 Sulfurous Springs
  • 6 Swamp
  • 1 Tendershoot Dryad
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Undergrowth Stadium
  • 1 Village Rites
  • 1 Viscera Seer
  • 1 Wight of the Reliquary
  • 1 Wild Growth
  • 1 Woe Strider
  • 1 Woodland Cemetery
  • 1 Ziatora's Proving Ground
  • 1 Zulaport Cutthroat