Squirrel Mafia by BamPow

Format: Commander

Commander: The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 41

Deck overview

This deck is a high-synergy mono-green tribal token deck commanded by The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. The primary game plan ramps into the commander on Turn 3 or 4, rapidly produces Squirrel tokens, and leverages the commander's activated ability to exponentially double the token count each turn. Mass mana enablers like Cryptolith Rite, Jaheira, Friend of the Forest, and Enduring Vitality turn each token into a mana source, fueling further token generation, card draw, and decisive pump spells. The deck closes games reliably on Turn 6 by overwhelming the table with combat damage using game-ending anthems like Beastmaster Ascension, Coat of Arms, Overrun, and Finale of Devastation. Additionally, it carries a compact two-card infinite combo in Ivy Lane Denizen and Scurry Oak. While the deck produces overwhelming board presence and exceptional card draw, it runs very light reactive interaction and is vulnerable to well-timed board sweepers.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Acorn Harvest
  • 1 Banner of Kinship
  • 1 Beast Whisperer
  • 1 Beastmaster Ascension
  • 1 Biosynthic Burst
  • 1 Chatter of the Squirrel
  • 1 Chatterstorm
  • 1 Chitterspitter
  • 1 Chord of Calling
  • 1 Citanul Hierophants
  • 1 Coat of Arms
  • 1 Commune with Beavers
  • 1 Concordant Crossroads
  • 1 Cryptolith Rite
  • 1 Deep Forest Hermit
  • 1 Deranged Hermit
  • 1 Earl of Squirrel
  • 1 Enduring Vitality
  • 1 Finale of Devastation
  • 35 Forest
  • 1 Growing Rites of Itlimoc // Itlimoc, Cradle of the Sun
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Honored Dreyleader
  • 1 Ivy Lane Denizen
  • 1 Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
  • 1 Metallic Mimic
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Nissa, Ascended Animist
  • 1 Oakhollow Village
  • 1 Overgrowth
  • 1 Overrun
  • 1 Paragon of Eternal Wilds
  • 1 Parallel Lives
  • 1 Path of Discovery
  • 1 Peregrin Took
  • 1 Progenitor's Icon
  • 1 Radagast of Rhosgobel
  • 1 Return of the Wildspeaker
  • 1 Rishkar, Peema Renegade
  • 1 Scurry Oak
  • 1 Scurry of Squirrels
  • 1 Second Harvest
  • 1 Shamanic Revelation
  • 1 Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu
  • 1 Silkguard
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spider-Ham, Peter Porker
  • 1 Springleaf Drum
  • 1 Squirrel Mob
  • 1 Squirrel Nest
  • 1 Squirrel Sanctuary
  • 1 Squirrel Sovereign
  • 1 Supportive Parents
  • 1 Sylvan Anthem
  • 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
  • 1 Thornvault Forager
  • 1 Three Tree City
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Tippy-Toe, Terrific Partner
  • 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
  • 1 Tribute to the World Tree
  • 1 Valley Mightcaller
  • 1 Verdant Command
  • 1 Vivien's Stampede
  • 1 Wolfwillow Haven