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Format: Commander

Commander: Beledros Witherbloom

Bracket: 4

Deck overview

Beledros Witherbloom commands a Golgari aristocrats and lifegain deck centered on token generation, sacrifice engines, and life drain loops. The deck floods the board with Pest, Snake, and Saproling tokens each turn cycle to feed powerful sacrifice outlets like Skullclamp, Priest of Forgotten Gods, and Bastion of Remembrance. Beledros provides substantial mana acceleration by untapping lands for ten life, easily recovered through lifegain triggers. The primary win condition is executing an infinite life-drain loop by pairing Dina, Soul Steeper or Marauding Blight-Priest with Exquisite Blood or Bloodthirsty Conqueror, draining the entire table instantly.

Decklist (100 cards)

• 1 Arbor Elf
• 1 Bastion of Remembrance
• 1 Beledros Witherbloom
• 1 Birds of Paradise
• 1 Blex, Vexing Pest // Search for Blex
• 1 Blight Mound
• 1 Blood Artist
• 1 Bloodthirsty Conqueror
• 1 Chatterfang, Squirrel General
• 1 Delighted Halfling
• 1 Dina, Essence Brewer
• 1 Dina, Soul Steeper
• 1 Doubling Season
• 1 Elvish Mystic
• 1 Essence Warden
• 1 Eternal Witness
• 1 Exquisite Blood
• 1 Exsanguinate
• 29 Forest
• 1 Gala Greeters
• 1 Glissa Sunslayer
• 1 Kokusho, the Evening Star
• 1 Liliana, Dreadhorde General
• 1 Llanowar Elves
• 1 Llanowar Tribe
• 1 Lolth, Spider Queen
• 1 Marauding Blight-Priest
• 1 Moldervine Reclamation
• 1 Ophiomancer
• 1 Pest Infestation
• 1 Pest Rescuer
• 1 Priest of Forgotten Gods
• 1 Professor Dellian Fel
• 1 Professor Onyx
• 1 Prosperous Innkeeper
• 1 Revitalizing Repast // Old-Growth Grove
• 1 Scavenging Ooze
• 1 Sedgemoor Witch
• 1 Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
• 1 Skullclamp
• 25 Swamp
• 1 Tendershoot Dryad
• 1 Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler
• 1 Vampire's Bite
• 1 Village Rites
• 1 Witherbloom Apprentice
• 1 Witherbloom, the Balancer
• 1 Zulaport Cutthroat