The Dragonfucker Deck, cuz Kaalia be kinky by user1088697

Format: Commander

Commander: Kaalia of the Vast

Bracket: 3

Deck overview

Kaalia of the Vast is the deck's primary engine: every attack puts an expensive Angel, Demon, or Dragon onto the battlefield as a free attacker. The main plan is to ramp with a 2-mana rock, cast Kaalia on turns 3-4, then chain large flyers into combat. Secondary lines are an Angel-recursion package (Liesa, Emeria Shepherd, Celestine, Angel of Serenity) and a Dragon token/burn package (Lathliss, Utvara Hellkite, Dragon Tempest, Terror of the Peaks). Wins are combat-oriented, usually accelerated by Aurelia's extra combat, Gisela's damage doubling, or Terror of Mount Velus's double strike. There are no infinite combos; the deck is fast and explosive but collapses if Kaalia is repeatedly removed or a board wipe lands before protection appears.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Angel of Despair
  • 1 Angel of Serenity
  • 1 Angelic Skirmisher
  • 1 Anguished Unmaking
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Archangel of Thune
  • 1 Archangel of Tithes
  • 1 Aurelia, the Warleader
  • 1 Avacyn, Angel of Hope
  • 1 Balefire Dragon
  • 1 Bladewing the Risen
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Boros Charm
  • 1 Boros Signet
  • 1 Celestine, the Living Saint
  • 1 Clifftop Retreat
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Crypt Ghast
  • 1 Dragon Tempest
  • 1 Dragonskull Summit
  • 1 Emeria Shepherd
  • 1 Esper Sentinel
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Faithless Looting
  • 1 Fellwar Stone
  • 1 Firemane Commando
  • 1 Flare of Fortitude
  • 1 Flawless Maneuver
  • 1 Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
  • 1 Giver of Runes
  • 1 Isolated Chapel
  • 1 Kaalia of the Vast
  • 1 Lathliss, Dragon Queen
  • 1 Liesa, Forgotten Archangel
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Lyra Dawnbringer
  • 1 Minas Tirith
  • 1 Mother of Runes
  • 8 Mountain
  • 1 Night's Whisper
  • 1 Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
  • 1 Orzhov Signet
  • 1 Path of Ancestry
  • 1 Path to Exile
  • 12 Plains
  • 1 Rakdos Signet
  • 1 Read the Bones
  • 1 Reforge the Soul
  • 1 Righteous Valkyrie
  • 1 Sarkhan's Triumph
  • 1 Sephara, Sky's Blade
  • 1 Seraph Sanctuary
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 12 Swamp
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Swords to Plowshares
  • 1 Talisman of Conviction
  • 1 Talisman of Hierarchy
  • 1 Talisman of Indulgence
  • 1 Terror of Mount Velus
  • 1 Terror of the Peaks
  • 1 The One Ring
  • 1 Thundermaw Hellkite
  • 1 True Conviction
  • 1 Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
  • 1 Utvara Hellkite
  • 1 Valkyrie Harbinger
  • 1 Vault of Champions
  • 1 Vilis, Broker of Blood
  • 1 War Room
  • 1 Wheel of Fortune