You Get Nothing, Goad Day Sir by Stonedcrib

Format: Commander

Commander: Killian, Decisive Mentor

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 41

Deck overview

This Orzhov Enchantress deck is commanded by Killian, Decisive Mentor, blending Aura-based Voltron offense, token generation, and combat redirection. The deck accelerates in the opening turns with low-mana rocks and cost-reducers before deploying Killian on Turn 3. From Turn 4 onward, casting Auras triggers Killian to tap down blockers and goad opposing threats, turning opponents' creatures against each other while drawing extra cards on attack. The deck applies lethal pressure around Turn 5 by building a massive, protected attacker with cards like Ethereal Armor and Sheltered by Ghosts, swarming the board with Archon of Sun's Grace, or draining life totals with Eriette of the Charmed Apple. Defense is fortified with pillowfort pieces like Ghostly Prison and asymmetric wipes like Winds of Rath, allowing the deck to maintain card advantage and safely eliminate opponents by Turn 7.

Decklist (100 cards)

• 1 Ajani's Chosen
• 1 Anguished Unmaking
• 1 Animate Dead
• 1 Arcane Lighthouse
• 1 Arcane Signet
• 1 Archon of Sun's Grace
• 1 Armored Skyhunter
• 1 Bojuka Bog
• 1 Caves of Koilos
• 1 Chains of Custody
• 1 Changing Loyalty
• 1 Coercive Impetus
• 1 Command Tower
• 1 Cunning Rhetoric
• 1 Darksteel Mutation
• 1 Desolate Mire
• 1 Doomwake Giant
• 1 Eclipsed Steppe
• 1 Eidolon of Countless Battles
• 1 Eiganjo Dynastorian // Replenish
• 1 Enduring Innocence
• 1 Eriette of the Charmed Apple
• 1 Ethereal Armor
• 1 Exotic Orchard
• 1 Fabled Passage
• 1 Fellwar Stone
• 1 Fetid Heath
• 1 Flickering Ward
• 1 Forum Filibuster
• 1 Forum of Amity
• 1 Fracture
• 1 Ghostly Dancers
• 1 Ghostly Prison
• 1 Ghoulish Impetus
• 1 Gift of Immortality
• 1 Glasswing Grace // Age-Graced Chapel
• 1 Grievous Wound
• 1 Grim Guardian
• 1 Hateful Eidolon
• 1 Inkshield
• 1 Isolated Chapel
• 1 Killian, Decisive Mentor
• 1 Killian, Ink Duelist
• 1 Kor Spiritdancer
• 1 Land Tax
• 1 Light-Paws, Emperor's Voice
• 1 Mangara, the Diplomat
• 1 Martial Impetus
• 1 Moon-Blessed Cleric
• 1 Nils, Discipline Enforcer
• 1 Parasitic Impetus
• 1 Path of Ancestry
• 1 Pearl-Ear, Imperial Advisor
• 8 Plains
• 1 Promise of Loyalty
• 1 Raffine's Guidance
• 1 Redemption Arc
• 1 Return to the Light Realms
• 1 Sage's Reverie
• 1 Screams from Within
• 1 Scriv, the Obligator
• 1 Sentinel's Eyes
• 1 Sheltered by Ghosts
• 1 Shielded by Faith
• 1 Shineshadow Snarl
• 1 Silverquill Campus
• 1 Sol Ring
• 1 Songbirds' Blessing
• 1 Spirit Link
• 1 Spirit Mantle
• 1 Sram, Senior Edificer
• 1 Starfield Mystic
• 1 Study Hall
• 1 Sunlit Marsh
• 8 Swamp
• 1 Talisman of Hierarchy
• 1 Tempest Technique
• 1 Terramorphic Expanse
• 1 Transcendent Envoy
• 1 Turbulent Moor
• 1 Umbral Expanse
• 1 Valgavoth's Lair
• 1 Victor, Valgavoth's Seneschal
• 1 War Room
• 1 Warlock Class
• 1 Winds of Rath