I've Been a Nasty Squirrel by Howyaledouxin

Format: Commander

Commander: Chatterfang, Squirrel General

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 46

Deck overview

This deck is a high-powered Golgari Aristocrats and Combo strategy centered on Chatterfang, Squirrel General. Chatterfang passively turns every token generation effect into additional 1/1 green Squirrels while acting as a repeatable, instant-speed creature removal engine. The deck ramps aggressively on early turns using mana dorks and low-cost rocks to assemble Chatterfang alongside potent token generators like Pitiless Plunderer, Warren Soultrader, and Tireless Provisioner. Once assembled, the deck pivots into game-ending infinite loops that drain all opponents simultaneously using blood artist effects, or overwhelms the board with arbitrary Squirrel tokens via Earthcraft and Squirrel Nest. High functional redundancy across token producers and drain payoffs ensures resilient execution, while flexible Golgari interaction protects the engine and controls opposing threats.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Abrupt Decay
  • 1 Academy Manufactor
  • 1 Acorn Harvest
  • 1 Arachnogenesis
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Ashnod's Altar
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Bala Ged Recovery // Bala Ged Sanctuary
  • 1 Banner of Kinship
  • 1 Bastion of Remembrance
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Blasting Station
  • 1 Blood Artist
  • 1 Blooming Marsh
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Bolas's Citadel
  • 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
  • 1 Cauldron of Essence
  • 1 Chatter of the Squirrel
  • 1 Chatterfang, Squirrel General
  • 1 Chatterstorm
  • 1 Chitterspitter
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Cover of Darkness
  • 1 Dark Ritual
  • 1 Deadly Dispute
  • 1 Deadly Rollick
  • 1 Deathcap Glade
  • 1 Deathrite Shaman
  • 1 Delighted Halfling
  • 1 Doubling Season
  • 1 Earthcraft
  • 1 Elves of Deep Shadow
  • 1 Elvish Spirit Guide
  • 1 Emeritus of Woe // Demonic Tutor
  • 1 Enduring Vitality
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 6 Forest
  • 1 Golgari Rot Farm
  • 1 Green Sun's Zenith
  • 1 Hazel of the Rootbloom
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Honored Dreyleader
  • 1 Ivy Lane Denizen
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 Lotus Petal
  • 1 Mirkwood Bats
  • 1 Morbid Opportunist
  • 1 Mudflat Village
  • 1 Nadier's Nightblade
  • 1 Necroblossom Snarl
  • 1 Oakhollow Village
  • 1 Orcrist, Goblin-cleaver
  • 1 Overgrown Tomb
  • 1 Pitiless Plunderer
  • 1 Poison-Tip Archer
  • 1 Prosperous Innkeeper
  • 1 Scurry Oak
  • 1 Scurry of Squirrels
  • 1 Second Harvest
  • 1 Shamanic Revelation
  • 1 Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Splinter's Technique
  • 1 Squirrel Nest
  • 6 Swamp
  • 1 Swarmyard
  • 1 Swarmyard Massacre
  • 1 Tainted Wood
  • 1 Talisman of Resilience
  • 1 The Meathook Massacre
  • 1 The Sackville-Bagginses
  • 1 The Shire
  • 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
  • 1 Three Tree City
  • 1 Tireless Provisioner
  • 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
  • 1 Twilight Mire
  • 1 Undergrowth Stadium
  • 1 Valley Rotcaller
  • 1 Verdant Command
  • 1 Vindictive Vampire
  • 1 Vinereap Mentor
  • 1 Warren Soultrader
  • 1 White Lotus Tile
  • 1 Woodland Cemetery
  • 1 Worldly Tutor
  • 1 Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth
  • 1 Zulaport Cutthroat