Hastey Bois by peanutfury

Format: Commander

Commander: Ingris Stingerquill

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 36

Deck overview

This deck is an aggressive Rakdos burn strategy commanded by Ingris Stingerquill. The primary objective is to deploy efficient low-cost creatures and token generators on the early turns, cast Ingris on Turn 3, and convert every attack declaration into table-wide noncombat damage. The deck accelerates this damage using static multipliers like Torbran, Thane of Red Fell, Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might, and Mechanized Warfare, turning small token swarms into devastating multi-target life loss. Card advantage is maintained through postcombat impulse exile engines like Florian, Voldaren Scion and Fireglass Mentor, which trigger reliably from combat damage and burn pings. While the deck applies rapid, symmetrical life pressure, it runs virtually no defensive protection spells and limited noncreature removal, making it vulnerable to well-timed board wipes and fast opposing combo strategies.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Aether Revolt
  • 1 Alesha, Who Laughs at Fate
  • 1 Banehound
  • 1 Captain Lannery Storm
  • 1 Chaos Dragon
  • 1 Charming Scoundrel
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Culling the Weak
  • 1 Dark Ritual
  • 1 Darkstar Augur
  • 1 Descent into Avernus
  • 1 Devoted Duelist
  • 1 Disrupt Decorum
  • 1 Dreadhorde Butcher
  • 1 Fated Firepower
  • 1 Fireglass Mentor
  • 1 Florian, Voldaren Scion
  • 1 Frantic Scapegoat
  • 1 Goblin Guide
  • 1 Goblin-town Flunkies
  • 1 Harried Spearguard
  • 1 Hawkeye, Young Avenger
  • 1 Hearthborn Battler
  • 1 Impact Tremors
  • 1 Ingris Stingerquill
  • 1 Kardur, Doomscourge
  • 1 Kederekt Parasite
  • 1 Kellogg, Dangerous Mind
  • 1 Laelia, the Blade Reforged
  • 1 Legion Loyalist
  • 1 Light Up the Stage
  • 1 Lightning Bolt
  • 1 Lightning Phoenix
  • 1 Loyal Apprentice
  • 1 Mai, Scornful Striker
  • 1 Master of Barbs
  • 1 Mechanized Warfare
  • 1 Moria Scavenger
  • 25 Mountain
  • 1 Nether Traitor
  • 1 Ob Nixilis, Captive Kingpin
  • 1 Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might // Temple of Power
  • 1 Orcish Bowmasters
  • 1 Phoenix Chick
  • 1 Professional Face-Breaker
  • 1 Purphoros's Intervention
  • 1 Quicksilver, Brash Blur
  • 1 Rakdos, Lord of Riots
  • 1 Rally at the Hornburg
  • 1 Reanimate
  • 1 Samut, Hazoret's Champion
  • 1 Scab-Clan Berserker
  • 1 Screaming Nemesis
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Song of Totentanz
  • 1 Spiked Corridor // Torture Pit
  • 1 Stingerquill Charm
  • 1 Stormfist Crusader
  • 10 Swamp
  • 1 Taunting Kobold
  • 1 Tempt with Vengeance
  • 1 Timeline Culler
  • 1 Tomik, Izzet Sparkmage
  • 1 Torbran, Thane of Red Fell
  • 1 Undead Sprinter
  • 1 Victimize
  • 1 Westvale Abbey // Ormendahl, Profane Prince