Outslop the Slop by Trivs

Format: Commander

Commander: Jaheira, Friend of the Forest and Clan Crafter

Bracket: 5

DeckCheck Threat Index: 77

Deck overview

This deck is a competitive Simic midrange and engine combo list led by Jaheira, Friend of the Forest and Clan Crafter. It converts wide artifact token production into overwhelming mana velocity and recurring card draw. By combining low-cost acceleration, premium fast mana, and token-generating permanents like April O'Neil, Human Element, The Cabbage Merchant, and The Mechanist, Aerial Artisan, the deck operates multiple turns ahead of curve. It controls the table using efficient free countermagic, uncounterable channel lands, and surgical stax pieces like Damping Sphere and Disruptor Flute. Once established on Turn 3, the deck transitions into a Turn 4 win attempt via Sprout Swarm loops with Valley Floodcaller or an overwhelming Finale of Devastation for X equal to 10 or greater. The deck combines high card flow, robust protection, and rapid engine recovery.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Alchemist's Refuge
  • 1 Amphibian Downpour
  • 1 Ancient Tomb
  • 1 April O'Neil, Human Element
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Borne Upon a Wind
  • 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
  • 1 Breeding Pool
  • 1 Carpet of Flowers
  • 1 Cavern of Souls
  • 1 Chord of Calling
  • 1 Chrome Host Seedshark
  • 1 Chrome Mox
  • 1 City of Brass
  • 1 City of Traitors
  • 1 Clan Crafter
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Commandeer
  • 1 Copy Enchantment
  • 1 Croaking Counterpart
  • 1 Crop Rotation
  • 1 Damping Sphere
  • 1 Delighted Halfling
  • 1 Disruptor Flute
  • 1 Earthcraft
  • 1 Emergence Zone
  • 1 Faerie Mastermind
  • 1 Fierce Guardianship
  • 1 Finale of Devastation
  • 1 Flash Photography
  • 1 Flooded Strand
  • 1 Flusterstorm
  • 1 Force of Negation
  • 1 Force of Will
  • 1 Forest
  • 1 Gemstone Caverns
  • 1 Gilded Goose
  • 1 Gitaxian Probe
  • 1 Green Sun's Zenith
  • 1 Hard Evidence
  • 1 Imposter Mech
  • 1 Into the Flood Maw
  • 1 Island
  • 1 Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
  • 1 Kinnan, Bonder Prodigy
  • 1 Legolas's Quick Reflexes
  • 1 Lotus Petal
  • 1 Machine God's Effigy
  • 1 Mana Vault
  • 1 Many Partings
  • 1 Mental Misstep
  • 1 Mindbreak Trap
  • 1 Mirrormade
  • 1 Misdirection
  • 1 Mister Fantastic, Reed Richards
  • 1 Misty Rainforest
  • 1 Mockingbird
  • 1 Mox Amber
  • 1 Mox Diamond
  • 1 Mox Opal
  • 1 Mystic Remora
  • 1 Mystical Tutor
  • 1 Nature's Claim
  • 1 Nature's Rhythm
  • 1 Noxious Revival
  • 1 Otawara, Soaring City
  • 1 Pact of Negation
  • 1 Parallel Lives
  • 1 Peregrin Took
  • 1 Phantasmal Image
  • 1 Polluted Delta
  • 1 Psychic Possession
  • 1 Reality Shift
  • 1 Rejuvenating Springs
  • 1 Rhystic Study
  • 1 Royal Treatment
  • 1 Scalding Tarn
  • 1 Sink into Stupor // Soporific Springs
  • 1 Snow-Covered Island
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Sprout Swarm
  • 1 Swan Song
  • 1 Sylvan Library
  • 1 Talon Gates of Madara
  • 1 The Cabbage Merchant
  • 1 The Mechanist, Aerial Artisan
  • 1 The Ooze
  • 1 Time of Need
  • 1 Timetwister
  • 1 Tropical Island
  • 1 Valley Floodcaller
  • 1 Veil of Summer
  • 1 Verdant Catacombs
  • 1 Waterlogged Grove
  • 1 Wild Growth
  • 1 Windswept Heath
  • 1 Wooded Foothills
  • 1 Worldly Tutor
  • 1 Worldwalker Helm
  • 1 Yavimaya Coast