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Format: Commander

Commander: Tinybones, the Pickpocket

Bracket: 2

Deck overview

Tinybones, the Pickpocket leads a mono-black discard control deck that strips opposing hands and converts discarded resources into personal advantage. The game plan focuses on symmetrical and targeted discard spells to deplete enemy options while filling their graveyards. Tinybones slips past defenses using evasion equipment to cast stolen threats directly from opposing bins. As opponents enter topdeck mode, continuous punishers like Megrim, Painful Quandary, and Bandit's Talent drain life totals alongside Syr Konrad, the Grim triggers. Mass reanimation from Rise of the Dark Realms or Breach the Multiverse, coupled with burst life loss from Gray Merchant of Asphodel, quickly closes out the game.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Access Tunnel
  • 1 Aclazotz, Deepest Betrayal // Temple of the Dead
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Auntie's Sentence
  • 1 Bandit's Talent
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Bottomless Pit
  • 1 Breach the Multiverse
  • 1 Burglar Rat
  • 1 Dark Deal
  • 1 Dark Ritual
  • 1 Davriel, Rogue Shadowmage
  • 1 Defile
  • 1 Duress
  • 1 Elderfang Disciple
  • 1 Entropic Battlecruiser
  • 1 Extract the Truth
  • 1 Feed the Swarm
  • 1 Funeral Charm
  • 1 Geier Reach Sanitarium
  • 1 Geth's Grimoire
  • 1 Gray Merchant of Asphodel
  • 1 Green Goblin, Back for More
  • 1 Hecteyes
  • 1 Hostile Investigator
  • 1 Hymn to Tourach
  • 1 Infernal Grasp
  • 1 Megrim
  • 1 Mindslicer
  • 1 Mindwrack Harpy
  • 1 Necrogen Mists
  • 1 Necrogoyf
  • 1 Nezumi Informant
  • 1 Oppression
  • 1 Painful Quandary
  • 1 Pilfer
  • 1 Plaguecrafter
  • 1 Prowler's Helm
  • 1 Raiders' Wake
  • 1 Rankle's Prank
  • 1 Rankle, Master of Pranks
  • 1 Reanimate
  • 1 Refurbished Familiar
  • 1 Rise of the Dark Realms
  • 1 Rogue's Passage
  • 1 Rush of Dread
  • 1 Sangromancer
  • 1 Sign in Blood
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Soul Shatter
  • 32 Swamp
  • 1 Syphon Mind
  • 1 Syr Konrad, the Grim
  • 1 The Raven Man
  • 1 Thieves' Tools
  • 1 Thieving Varmint
  • 1 Thoughtseize
  • 1 Tinybones Joins Up
  • 1 Tinybones, Bauble Burglar
  • 1 Tinybones, Pocket Nuisance
  • 1 Tinybones, Trinket Thief
  • 1 Tinybones, the Pickpocket
  • 1 Tourach, Dread Cantor
  • 1 Trailblazer's Boots
  • 1 Unseal the Necropolis
  • 1 Vicious Rumors
  • 1 Virus Beetle
  • 1 Waste Not
  • 1 Whispersilk Cloak