F*** it, its not my money 🎰 by Mrwarden1994

Format: Commander

Commander: Etali, Primal Conqueror // Etali, Primal Sickness

Bracket: 5

DeckCheck Threat Index: 64

Deck overview

This deck is a high-speed competitive Gruul combo shell built around Etali, Primal Conqueror. The primary strategy focuses on rapid acceleration through an extensive suite of fast mana artifacts, positive-mana rituals, and life-for-mana engines like Treasonous Ogre. The deck consistently deploys Etali on Turn 2 or 3, immediately triggering its ability to exile and cast the top nonland cards from all four players' libraries for free. A dense package of clone sorceries and copy creatures repeatedly triggers Etali, flooding the battlefield and rapidly digging into infinite win conditions. The deck secures immediate victories through Food Chain combined with Squee, the Immortal to infinitely cast Etali and exile all opponents' decks, or via Dualcaster Mage copying Twinflame to generate infinite hasty attackers. Anti-counter protection like Cavern of Souls, Delighted Halfling, Hexing Squelcher, and Veil of Summer ensures critical spells resolve cleanly through interaction.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Ancient Tomb
  • 1 Apex Devastator
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Arid Mesa
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Birgi, God of Storytelling // Harnfel, Horn of Bounty
  • 1 Bloodstained Mire
  • 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
  • 1 Call Forth the Tempest
  • 1 Cavern of Souls
  • 1 Chandra, Flameshaper
  • 1 Chrome Mox
  • 1 City of Brass
  • 1 City of Traitors
  • 1 Command Beacon
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Commercial District
  • 1 Crop Rotation
  • 1 Crystal Vein
  • 1 Cursed Mirror
  • 1 Delighted Halfling
  • 1 Desperate Ritual
  • 1 Destiny Spinner
  • 1 Disciple of Freyalise // Garden of Freyalise
  • 1 Dualcaster Mage
  • 1 Eldrazi Confluence
  • 1 Eldritch Evolution
  • 1 Electroduplicate
  • 1 Elvish Spirit Guide
  • 1 Emergence Zone
  • 1 Etali, Primal Conqueror // Etali, Primal Sickness
  • 1 Eternal Witness
  • 1 Evendo Brushrazer
  • 1 Flare of Duplication
  • 1 Food Chain
  • 1 Forest
  • 1 Formidable Speaker
  • 1 Gaea's Cradle
  • 1 Gamble
  • 1 Gemstone Caverns
  • 1 Geosurge
  • 1 Grim Monolith
  • 1 Grove of the Burnwillows
  • 1 Heat Shimmer
  • 1 Hellkite Courser
  • 1 Herigast, Erupting Nullkite
  • 1 Hexing Squelcher
  • 1 Hunting Velociraptor
  • 1 Imperial Recruiter
  • 1 Jaxis, the Troublemaker
  • 1 Jeska's Will
  • 1 Karplusan Forest
  • 1 Kindle the Inner Flame
  • 1 Last March of the Ents
  • 1 Lightning Bolt
  • 1 Lion's Eye Diamond
  • 1 Lotus Petal
  • 1 Mana Confluence
  • 1 Mana Vault
  • 1 Metamorphosis
  • 1 Molten Duplication
  • 1 Mountain
  • 1 Mox Diamond
  • 1 Nature's Claim
  • 1 Orcish Lumberjack
  • 1 Pia, Aether Ascetic
  • 1 Pyretic Ritual
  • 1 Pyroblast
  • 1 Pyrokinesis
  • 1 Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer
  • 1 Red Elemental Blast
  • 1 Rending Volley
  • 1 Reverent Silence
  • 1 Rionya, Fire Dancer
  • 1 Rishkar's Expertise
  • 1 Rite of Flame
  • 1 Scalding Tarn
  • 1 Seething Song
  • 1 Serum Powder
  • 1 Shifting Woodland
  • 1 Simian Spirit Guide
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Squee, the Immortal
  • 1 Stomping Ground
  • 1 Taiga
  • 1 Talisman of Impulse
  • 1 Talon Gates of Madara
  • 1 Tinder Wall
  • 1 Treasonous Ogre
  • 1 Trumpeting Carnosaur
  • 1 Twinflame
  • 1 Underworld Breach
  • 1 Veil of Summer
  • 1 Verdant Catacombs
  • 1 Wakanda Forever!
  • 1 Wheel of Fortune
  • 1 Wild Cantor
  • 1 Wooded Foothills
  • 1 Worldly Tutor
  • 1 _____ Goblin