PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE by AnnoDracula

Format: Commander

Commander: Jolene, the Plunder Queen

Bracket: 2

Deck overview

This is a Gruul Treasure-matters deck built to drown the table in artifact tokens and then convert that mass into a win through three intersecting channels. The primary plan is to deploy redundant Treasure producers - Professional Face-Breaker, Goldspan Dragon, Jolene, Plundering Pugilist - and multiply every creation event with Xorn, Academy Manufactor, Doubling Season, Parallel Lives, and the commander's own replacement effect. That engine fuels either an alternate win via Hellkite Tyrant (20+ artifacts at your upkeep), one-shot table burn from Ingenious Artillerist/Reckless Fireweaver after a big Brass's Bounty or Second Harvest, or an enormous combat swing from Goldvein Hydra/Cavern-Hoard Dragon with Kessig Wolf Run and Rogue's Passage. A compact equipment package doubles as both attack-trigger Treasure generation and a rebuild path through wipes. There are no infinite combos; the deck wins through overwhelming artifact count and resource snowballing.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Academy Manufactor
  • 1 Alchemist's Talent
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Beamtown Beatstick
  • 1 Big Score
  • 1 Blasphemous Act
  • 1 Bootleggers' Stash
  • 1 Brass's Bounty
  • 1 Captain Lannery Storm
  • 1 Cavern-Hoard Dragon
  • 1 Chaos Warp
  • 1 Cinder Glade
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Commercial District
  • 1 Crack Open
  • 1 Crime Novelist
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Darksteel Plate
  • 1 Diamond Pick-Axe
  • 1 Doubling Season
  • 1 Dragonspark Reactor
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Evolving Wilds
  • 1 Fangren Marauder
  • 1 Feedback Bolt
  • 10 Forest
  • 1 Gala Greeters
  • 1 Game Trail
  • 1 Gilded Pinions
  • 1 Goblin Anarchomancer
  • 1 Goldspan Dragon
  • 1 Goldvein Hydra
  • 1 Gruul Signet
  • 1 Hedron Detonator
  • 1 Hellkite Tyrant
  • 1 Hit the Mother Lode
  • 1 Hoarding Ogre
  • 1 Idol of Oblivion
  • 1 Ingenious Artillerist
  • 1 Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
  • 1 Jolene, Plundering Pugilist
  • 1 Jolene, the Plunder Queen
  • 1 Kami of Whispered Hopes
  • 1 Karplusan Forest
  • 1 Kessig Wolf Run
  • 1 Magda, the Hoardmaster
  • 1 Mossfire Valley
  • 10 Mountain
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Nettlecyst
  • 1 Parallel Lives
  • 1 Professional Face-Breaker
  • 1 Rain of Riches
  • 1 Reckless Endeavor
  • 1 Reckless Fireweaver
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Rhythm of the Wild
  • 1 Rishkar, Peema Renegade
  • 1 Rockfall Vale
  • 1 Rogue's Passage
  • 1 Rootbound Crag
  • 1 Rose Room Treasurer
  • 1 Second Harvest
  • 1 Seize the Spoils
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spiteful Banditry
  • 1 Stimulus Package
  • 1 Storm-Kiln Artist
  • 1 Swashbuckler Extraordinaire
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Sylvan Caryatid
  • 1 Tarrian's Soulcleaver
  • 1 The Reaver Cleaver
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Tireless Provisioner
  • 1 Treasure Map // Treasure Cove
  • 1 Treasure Vault
  • 1 Unexpected Windfall
  • 1 Vandalblast
  • 1 War Room
  • 1 Wulfgar of Icewind Dale
  • 1 Xorn