The Burglar of Baubles by TheLogFM

Format: Commander

Commander: Tinybones, Bauble Burglar

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 47

Deck overview

Tinybones, Bauble Burglar leads a mono-black discard and resource-attrition deck designed to systematically drain opponents' hands and steal their cards. The strategy deploys cheap group-discard creatures such as Burglar Rat and Virus Beetle alongside sorceries like Mind Rake to force each opponent to discard repeatedly. Tinybones, Bauble Burglar exiles these discarded cards with stash counters, converting opposing resources into usable spells and extra land drops. Meanwhile, engines like Waste Not generate massive bursts of mana, Zombie tokens, and cards. As opponents enter topdeck mode, life-drain punishers such as Painful Quandary, Megrim, Raiders' Wake, and Bandit's Talent turn every draw step, spell cast, and remaining card into lethal damage. The deck closes games through relentless attrition, token combat, and a scaled Exsanguinate. While vulnerable to prolonged board wipes and lacking enchantment removal, its ability to strip enemy interaction early creates a suffocating stranglehold on the table.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Abyssal Harvester
  • 1 Accursed Marauder
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Archon of Cruelty
  • 1 Bandit's Talent
  • 1 Blasphemous Edict
  • 1 Boggart Trawler // Boggart Bog
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Bonders' Enclave
  • 1 Breathe Your Last
  • 1 Burglar Rat
  • 1 Cast Away Doubt
  • 1 Cerebral Confiscation
  • 1 Corrupted Conviction
  • 1 Cruel Alliance
  • 1 Deadly Cover-Up
  • 1 Deadly Dispute
  • 1 Eaten Alive
  • 1 Entropic Battlecruiser
  • 1 Exsanguinate
  • 1 Fake Your Own Death
  • 1 Fell
  • 1 Fell Specter
  • 1 Fellwar Stone
  • 1 Field of Ruin
  • 1 Gnat Miser
  • 1 Gravedig
  • 1 Grim Servant
  • 1 Hero's Downfall
  • 1 Interdimensional Web Watch
  • 1 Invasion of Eldraine // Prickle Faeries
  • 1 Junji, the Midnight Sky
  • 1 Kaya's Ghostform
  • 1 Koh, the Face Stealer
  • 1 Let's Play a Game
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Liquimetal Torque
  • 1 Megrim
  • 1 Mind Rake
  • 1 Mind Stone
  • 1 Mudflat Village
  • 1 Nasty End
  • 1 Night's Whisper
  • 1 Nowhere to Run
  • 1 Ozai's Cruelty
  • 1 Painful Quandary
  • 1 Petrified Hamlet
  • 1 Phyrexian Arena
  • 1 Plaguecrafter
  • 1 Pristine Talisman
  • 1 Psychic Whorl
  • 1 Raiders' Wake
  • 1 Rank Rat
  • 1 Refurbished Familiar
  • 1 Rotting Rats
  • 1 Sangromancer
  • 1 Scrawling Crawler
  • 1 Seeker's Folly
  • 1 Skull Raid
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Stony-Voiced Goblins
  • 29 Swamp
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Tinybones Joins Up
  • 1 Tinybones, Bauble Burglar
  • 1 Tinybones, Pocket Nuisance
  • 1 Virus Beetle
  • 1 Wander Off
  • 1 Waste Not
  • 1 Witch's Cottage
  • 1 Worthy Cost
  • 1 Zuko's Conviction