Da House ALWAYS Wins by koconn

Format: Commander

Commander: Mr. House, President and CEO

Bracket: 2

Deck overview

This is a Mardu dice-rolling and token-generation deck helmed by Mr. House, President and CEO. The core plan is to roll dice aggressively - improving odds with Barbarian Class and Wyll, Blade of Frontiers - to generate 3/3 Robot tokens on 4+ rolls and Treasures on 6s, then convert those Treasures into even more activations of Mr. House's ability. The deck wins through a go-wide swarm of artifact creatures backed by anthem effects like Tempered Steel and Intangible Virtue, combined with a dense drain package (Impact Tremors, Reckless Fireweaver, Mirkwood Bats, Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim) that converts every token and artifact entry into table-wide damage. A secondary, faster line is the Jan Jansen, Chaos Crafter + Crime Novelist infinite loop, which generates infinite mana and tokens when paired with any drain outlet. The deck is a grindy value engine that accrues incremental advantage through dice variance and artifact synergies.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Academy Manufactor
  • 1 Anguished Unmaking
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Attempted Murder
  • 1 Barbarian Class
  • 1 Berserker's Frenzy
  • 1 Blasphemous Act
  • 1 Boros Charm
  • 1 Boros Signet
  • 1 Brazen Dwarf
  • 1 Celebr-8000
  • 1 Chaos Channeler
  • 1 Chaos Dragon
  • 1 Chaos Warp
  • 1 Circuits Act
  • 1 Clifftop Retreat
  • 1 Clown Car
  • 1 Comet, Stellar Pup
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Component Pouch
  • 1 Contraband Livestock
  • 1 Crime Novelist
  • 1 Cyberman Patrol
  • 1 Danse Macabre
  • 1 Deadly Dispute
  • 1 Delina, Wild Mage
  • 1 Dispatch
  • 1 Dragonskull Summit
  • 1 Earth-Cult Elemental
  • 1 Elas il-Kor, Sadistic Pilgrim
  • 1 Evolving Wilds
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Farideh's Fireball
  • 1 Fellwar Stone
  • 1 Generous Gift
  • 1 Grave Endeavor
  • 1 Hoarding Ogre
  • 1 Impact Tremors
  • 1 Intangible Virtue
  • 1 Iron Mastiff
  • 1 Isolated Chapel
  • 1 Jan Jansen, Chaos Crafter
  • 1 Lightfoot Rogue
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Losheel, Clockwork Scholar
  • 1 Maddening Hex
  • 1 Mirkwood Bats
  • 7 Mountain
  • 1 Mr. House, President and CEO
  • 1 Myriad Landscape
  • 1 Myrkul's Edict
  • 1 Night Shift of the Living Dead
  • 1 Nomad Outpost
  • 1 Orzhov Signet
  • 1 Path of Ancestry
  • 1 Path to Exile
  • 7 Plains
  • 1 Rakdos Signet
  • 1 Reckless Endeavor
  • 1 Reckless Fireweaver
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Revivify
  • 1 Ruinous Ultimatum
  • 1 Shard of the Void Dragon
  • 1 Six-Sided Die
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Strength-Testing Hammer
  • 7 Swamp
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Sword of Hours
  • 1 Tainted Field
  • 1 Tainted Peak
  • 1 Tempered Steel
  • 1 Temple of Malice
  • 1 Temple of Silence
  • 1 Temple of Triumph
  • 1 The Deck of Many Things
  • 1 Vexing Puzzlebox
  • 1 Wand of Wonder
  • 1 Wyll's Reversal
  • 1 Wyll, Blade of Frontiers
  • 1 Xorn