Goadtown bullies by Sump

Format: Commander

Commander: The Beamtown Bullies

Bracket: 2

Deck overview

This is a Jund forced-combat deck built entirely around The Beamtown Bullies' activated ability: reanimating nonlegendary creatures onto an opponent's battlefield, goaded, during their own turn, then exiling them at end step. The primary kill is gifting Leveler to exile an opponent's library outright, with Pathrazer of Ulamog (annihilator beatdown) and Plague Reaver (one-sided board wipe) as backup gifts. The remaining ~30 cards form a dense goad package - Disrupt Decorum, Kardur, Doomscourge, the six Impetus auras, Vengeful Ancestor, and friends - forcing opponents to attack each other while the deck drains life and sits behind fogs. It is a political, attrition-based deck that removes the biggest threat with a one-shot library kill and lets the table cannibalize itself.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Acquired Mutation
  • 1 Agitator Ant
  • 1 Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos
  • 1 Assault Suit
  • 1 Avatar of Slaughter
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Bhaal, Lord of Murder
  • 1 Biosynthic Burst
  • 1 Bloodthirsty Blade
  • 1 Boldwyr Heavyweights
  • 1 Buried Alive
  • 1 Cathartic Reunion
  • 1 Clackbridge Troll
  • 1 Coercive Impetus
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Coronation of Chaos
  • 1 Corpse Connoisseur
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Death Kiss
  • 1 Demand Answers
  • 1 Disrupt Decorum
  • 1 Eternal Witness
  • 1 Faithless Looting
  • 1 Farseek
  • 1 Fast Forward
  • 1 Fauna Shaman
  • 8 Forest
  • 1 Frenzied Gorespawn
  • 1 Frenzied Saddlebrute
  • 1 Frontier Warmonger
  • 1 Geode Rager
  • 1 Ghoulish Impetus
  • 1 Goblin Spymaster
  • 1 Grenzo, Havoc Raiser
  • 1 Grisly Salvage
  • 1 Hot Pursuit
  • 1 Incriminating Impetus
  • 1 Jarad's Orders
  • 1 Kardur, Doomscourge
  • 1 Krosan Grip
  • 1 Leveler
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 17 Mountain
  • 1 Nature's Claim
  • 1 Necrologia
  • 1 Oriq Loremage
  • 1 Parasitic Impetus
  • 1 Pathrazer of Ulamog
  • 1 Plague Reaver
  • 1 Popular Entertainer
  • 1 Predatory Impetus
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Regrowth
  • 1 Respite
  • 1 Rite of the Raging Storm
  • 1 Shiny Impetus
  • 1 Spectacular Showdown
  • 11 Swamp
  • 1 Terminate
  • 1 Terrifying Presence
  • 1 The Beamtown Bullies
  • 1 Thrill of Possibility
  • 1 Unmarked Grave
  • 1 Vengeful Ancestor
  • 1 Vile Entomber
  • 1 Winds of Qal Sisma
  • 1 Xantcha, Sleeper Agent