Chonk 500 by Steffen

Format: Commander

Commander: Etali, Primal Conqueror // Etali, Primal Sickness

Bracket: 3

Deck overview

Gruul Etali deck that uses fast dork/ritual ramp to cast Etali, Primal Conqueror ahead of curve, then copies its enter trigger to chain free spells from every library. The front face is the primary build-around; the back face, Etali, Primal Sickness, is an alternate one-shot poison kill. Secondary win paths are a Dualcaster Mage loop with any token-copy spell and a Food Chain + Squee infinite-mana engine that recasts Etali until the combo is found. There is no separate hidden commander; Etali itself is the build-around. Copy effects such as Devastating Onslaught, Tempestra, and Chandra generate repeated triggers, while Voyager Staff, Herigast, and Seething Song accelerate or protect the plan.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Arbor Elf
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Autumn's Veil
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Blasphemous Act
  • 1 Blazing Firesinger // Seething Song
  • 1 Chandra, Flameshaper
  • 1 Channeler Initiate
  • 1 Cinder Glade
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Cursed Mirror
  • 1 Demand Answers
  • 1 Destiny Spinner
  • 1 Devastating Onslaught
  • 1 Devoted Druid
  • 1 Dualcaster Mage
  • 1 Electroduplicate
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Elvish Spirit Guide
  • 1 Escape to the Wilds
  • 1 Etali, Primal Conqueror // Etali, Primal Sickness
  • 1 Eternal Witness
  • 1 Evendo Brushrazer
  • 1 Explore
  • 1 Faithless Looting
  • 1 Farseek
  • 1 Flamerush Rider
  • 1 Flare of Duplication
  • 1 Food Chain
  • 15 Forest
  • 1 Glorious Sunrise
  • 1 Goblin Anarchomancer
  • 1 Goblin Matron
  • 1 Gruul Signet
  • 1 Guttural Response
  • 1 Herigast, Erupting Nullkite
  • 1 Ilysian Caryatid
  • 1 Ingot Chewer
  • 1 Jaxis, the Troublemaker
  • 1 Kindle the Inner Flame
  • 1 Krosan Grip
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Metamorphosis
  • 15 Mountain
  • 1 Myriad Landscape
  • 1 Nature's Claim
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Orcish Lumberjack
  • 1 Pinnacle Monk // Mystic Peak
  • 1 Pyroblast
  • 1 Reclamation Sage
  • 1 Sakura-Tribe Elder
  • 1 Savage Summoning
  • 1 Seething Song
  • 1 Sheltered Thicket
  • 1 Simian Spirit Guide
  • 1 Skyshroud Claim
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Somberwald Sage
  • 1 Spider Manifestation
  • 1 Squee, the Immortal
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Tempestra, Dame of Games
  • 1 Timeless Witness
  • 1 Tinder Wall
  • 1 Treasonous Ogre
  • 1 Twinflame
  • 1 Voyager Staff
  • 1 Wild Cantor
  • 1 Wild Growth
  • 1 _____ Goblin