Nelson Muntz by user3939486

Format: Commander

Commander: The Beamtown Bullies

Bracket: 3

Deck overview

The Beamtown Bullies is a graveyard-donation control deck. It fills its graveyard with nonlegendary drawback creatures, then hands them to the active opponent on their own turn. Leveler removes a library, Eater of Days skips turns, and Bronze Bombshell plus Thornbite Staff creates infinite seven-damage loops to finish all three opponents on their turns. Seedborn Muse and haste on the commander make the donation engine repeatable across the table. There is no hidden or double-faced commander; Phage is a second, conditional closer that cannot be donated because it is legendary. The deck is vulnerable to graveyard hate and has almost no stack interaction, but its tutor suite makes the setup very consistent.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Abyssal Persecutor
  • 1 Aftermath Analyst
  • 1 Analyze the Pollen
  • 1 Ash Barrens
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Azra Oddsmaker
  • 1 Bane of Bala Ged
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Bitter Triumph
  • 1 Blessed Respite
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Boldwyr Heavyweights
  • 1 Bone Shards
  • 1 Breaker of Armies
  • 1 Bronze Bombshell
  • 1 Buried Alive
  • 1 Cathartic Reunion
  • 1 Collector's Vault
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Deadly Dispute
  • 1 Dina's Guidance
  • 1 Disorienting Choice
  • 1 Dragon Mage
  • 1 Eater of Days
  • 1 Ebonblade Reaper
  • 1 Entomb
  • 1 Eternal Witness
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Faithless Looting
  • 1 Farseek
  • 1 Fauna Shaman
  • 1 Final Parting
  • 8 Forest
  • 1 Formidable Speaker
  • 1 Gamble
  • 1 Geier Reach Sanitarium
  • 1 Grisly Salvage
  • 1 Hajar, Loyal Bodyguard
  • 1 Hired Giant
  • 1 Ignoble Hierarch
  • 1 Illusionist's Bracers
  • 1 Insidious Fungus
  • 1 Inverter of Truth
  • 1 Leveler
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Lively Dirge
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 Malevolent Rumble
  • 1 Master of Cruelties
  • 1 Molt Tender
  • 8 Mountain
  • 1 Olivia's Dragoon
  • 1 Pathrazer of Ulamog
  • 1 Phage the Untouchable
  • 1 Phyrexian Negator
  • 1 Puppeteer Clique
  • 1 Rakdos Charm
  • 1 Reanimate
  • 1 Riftsweeper
  • 1 Rootbound Crag
  • 1 Satyr Wayfinder
  • 1 Savage Lands
  • 1 Seedborn Muse
  • 1 Seeker of Skybreak
  • 1 Sheltered Thicket
  • 1 Skull Prophet
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Stitcher's Supplier
  • 1 Supernatural Stamina
  • 8 Swamp
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Temple of Malady
  • 1 The Beamtown Bullies
  • 1 Thornbite Staff
  • 1 Traverse the Ulvenwald
  • 1 Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler
  • 1 Unmarked Grave
  • 1 Vile Entomber
  • 1 Worldgorger Dragon