Everyone Loves Fruitcake by user8866972

Format: Commander

Commander: The Beamtown Bullies

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 36

Deck overview

The Beamtown Bullies commands a lethal bad-gift reanimator deck designed to eliminate opponents by donating catastrophic creatures straight from your graveyard. The strategy accelerates through early mana dorks and low-cost looting or tutor spells to bury devastating nonlegendary creatures such as Leveler, Inverter of Truth, and Ebonblade Reaper. Once the commander enters play with native haste and vigilance, it activates during each opponent's turn, forcing them to reanimate a goaded monster under their control. When Leveler enters an opponent's battlefield, its trigger exiles their entire library, ensuring they lose the game on their next draw step. Subsequent turns donate remaining lethal threats or attrition pieces like Plague Reaver to dismantle the rest of the table in rapid succession. The deck supplements this core plan with forced combat engines like Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos and untap support from Seeker of Skybreak and Thousand-Year Elixir. While highly explosive, the deck relies heavily on its commander and remains vulnerable to instant-speed graveyard exile and targeted creature removal.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos
  • 1 Anvil of Bogardan
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Azusa, Lost but Seeking
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Bitter Triumph
  • 1 Blasphemous Act
  • 1 Blood Crypt
  • 1 Bloodstained Mire
  • 1 Buried Alive
  • 1 Burning Inquiry
  • 1 Cabal Ritual
  • 1 Cathartic Pyre
  • 1 Chaos Warp
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Cool but Rude
  • 1 Damnation
  • 1 Dark Ritual
  • 1 Despotic Scepter
  • 1 Dina's Guidance
  • 1 Disrupt Decorum
  • 1 Dragonskull Summit
  • 1 Ebonblade Reaper
  • 1 Elixir of Immortality
  • 1 Elves of Deep Shadow
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Entomb
  • 1 Fabled Passage
  • 1 Faithless Looting
  • 1 Far Wanderings
  • 1 Farseek
  • 1 Fauna Shaman
  • 1 Feed the Swarm
  • 1 Feldon's Cane
  • 7 Forest
  • 1 Formidable Speaker
  • 1 Fyndhorn Elves
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Hired Giant
  • 1 Ignoble Hierarch
  • 1 Inverter of Truth
  • 1 Key to the City
  • 1 Leveler
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Lotus Petal
  • 1 Malevolent Rumble
  • 1 Marvin, Murderous Mimic
  • 1 Master of Cruelties
  • 8 Mountain
  • 1 Overgrown Tomb
  • 1 Paradise Druid
  • 1 Phyrexian Arena
  • 1 Plague Reaver
  • 1 Quirion Elves
  • 1 Quirion Ranger
  • 1 Read the Bones
  • 1 Reflecting Pool
  • 1 Riveteers Overlook
  • 1 Romantic Rendezvous
  • 1 Seeker of Skybreak
  • 1 Seize the Spoils
  • 1 Sign in Blood
  • 1 Smoldering Marsh
  • 1 Soulgorger Orgg
  • 1 Stomping Ground
  • 7 Swamp
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Tel-Jilad Stylus
  • 1 Terminate
  • 1 The Beamtown Bullies
  • 1 Thousand-Year Elixir
  • 1 Thrill of Possibility
  • 1 Tortured Existence
  • 1 Twisted Landscape
  • 1 Unexpected Windfall
  • 1 Unmarked Grave
  • 1 Vile Entomber
  • 1 Wastewood Verge
  • 1 Winter, Misanthropic Guide
  • 1 Wooded Foothills
  • 1 Zombie Infestation