oh no my cabbages by zytel

Format: Commander

Commander: The Cabbage Merchant

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 51

Deck overview

This deck is a high-power mono-green token and combo deck led by The Cabbage Merchant. The commander turns opposing noncreature spells into Food tokens while allowing pairs of Foods to tap for mana. The deck accelerates through early mana dorks and lands, establishing token multipliers like Academy Manufactor, Peregrin Took, and Tippy-Toe, Terrific Partner. Its primary win condition revolves around a three-card artifact loop pairing Nuka-Cola Vending Machine and Academy Manufactor with a Food sacrifice outlet like Peregrin Took, Ninja Pizza, or Grinding Station. This loop creates infinite mana, infinite tokens, and draws the entire deck to win in the same turn using Walking Ballista, table-wide mill, or a massive Finale of Devastation. A suite of targeted hate pieces, including Grafdigger's Cage and Damping Sphere, slows down opposing fast combo strategies while efficient protection spells like Veil of Summer and Heroic Intervention shield the combo turn.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Academy Manufactor
  • 1 Allosaurus Shepherd
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Archdruid's Charm
  • 1 Autumn's Veil
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Bristlebud Farmer
  • 1 Chord of Calling
  • 1 Clock of Omens
  • 1 Craterhoof Behemoth
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Damping Sphere
  • 1 Delighted Halfling
  • 1 Disciple of Freyalise // Garden of Freyalise
  • 1 Disruptor Flute
  • 1 Doubling Season
  • 1 Elanor Gardner
  • 1 Eldritch Evolution
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Elvish Spirit Guide
  • 1 Emerald Medallion
  • 1 Emergence Zone
  • 1 Endurance
  • 1 Eternal Witness
  • 1 Finale of Devastation
  • 1 Fomori Vault
  • 1 Force of Vigor
  • 25 Forest
  • 1 Formidable Speaker
  • 1 Fyndhorn Elves
  • 1 Genesis Wave
  • 1 Gilded Goose
  • 1 Grafdigger's Cage
  • 1 Green Sun's Zenith
  • 1 Grinding Station
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Idol of Oblivion
  • 1 Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
  • 1 Kodama's Reach
  • 1 Kuldotha Forgemaster
  • 1 Liberator, Urza's Battlethopter
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Nature's Rhythm
  • 1 Ninja Pizza
  • 1 Noxious Revival
  • 1 Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
  • 1 Parallel Lives
  • 1 Peregrin Took
  • 1 Revive the Shire
  • 1 Sculpting Steel
  • 1 Second Harvest
  • 1 Seedborn Muse
  • 1 Shared Summons
  • 1 Shifting Woodland
  • 1 Shimmer Myr
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Soulless Jailer
  • 1 Stridehangar Automaton
  • 1 Sylvan Library
  • 1 Sylvan Safekeeper
  • 1 The Cabbage Merchant
  • 1 The One Ring
  • 1 The Shire
  • 1 Tippy-Toe, Terrific Partner
  • 1 Tireless Provisioner
  • 1 Transmutation Font
  • 1 Veil of Summer
  • 1 Vexing Bauble
  • 1 Walking Ballista
  • 1 Wandering Archaic // Explore the Vastlands
  • 1 Wild Growth
  • 1 Worldly Tutor
  • 1 Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth