Slimes and Misdemeanors by DarthMunkee

Format: Commander

Commander: Umori, the Collector

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 29

Deck overview

This Golgari deck is a hyper-focused linear build engineered around 33 copies of Slime Against Humanity. Led by Umori, the Collector in the command zone to provide consistent mana cost reduction on all sorceries, the deck uses an extensive suite of black tutors to locate Thrumming Stone. Once resolved, casting a single Slime triggers a cascading Ripple 4 chain that empties almost every Slime from the library directly onto the battlefield, creating over twenty massive trampling Oozes that scale to lethal power. Supporting token doublers like Doubling Season, Parallel Lives, and Primal Vigor reinforce the manual casting plan when the artifact engine is absent. The deck's primary limitations are its extreme vulnerability to creature sweepers, an absence of countermagic and protection spells, and reliance on top-decked Slimes due to minimal raw card draw engines.

Decklist (100 cards)

• 1 Aeve, Progenitor Ooze
• 1 Arcane Signet
• 1 Command Tower
• 1 Concordant Crossroads
• 1 Cruel Tutor
• 1 Cultivate
• 1 Deathcap Glade
• 1 Defiler of Vigor
• 1 Demonic Tutor
• 1 Diabolic Tutor
• 1 Doubling Season
• 1 Emerald Medallion
• 1 Explosive Vegetation
• 13 Forest
• 1 Go for the Throat
• 1 Golgari Rot Farm
• 1 Grim Tutor
• 1 Haunted Mire
• 1 Hero's Downfall
• 1 Infernal Tutor
• 1 Kindred Dominance
• 1 Lightning Greaves
• 1 Llanowar Wastes
• 1 Locket of Yesterdays
• 1 March of the World Ooze
• 1 Murder
• 1 Overgrown Tomb
• 1 Parallel Lives
• 1 Primal Amulet // Primal Wellspring
• 1 Primal Vigor
• 1 Profane Tutor
• 1 Skyshroud Claim
• 33 Slime Against Humanity
• 1 Sol Ring
• 1 Song of the Dryads
• 12 Swamp
• 1 Thought Vessel
• 1 Thrumming Stone
• 1 Uchuulon
• 1 Umori, the Collector
• 1 Underground Mortuary
• 1 Unnatural Growth
• 1 Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1 Vampiric Tutor
• 1 Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth