Beamtown Bullies by Snuirky

Format: Commander

Commander: The Beamtown Bullies

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 39

Deck overview

This deck is a high-synergy bad-gifts reanimator build commanded by The Beamtown Bullies. It focuses on stocking the graveyard with punishing nonlegendary creatures such as Ebonblade Reaper, Phyrexian Negator, Tempting Wurm, and Bronze Bombshell, then donating them to opponents during their own turns. Because The Beamtown Bullies has haste and goads the gifted creature, opponents are forced to attack each other with devastating drawback cards that halve life totals or destroy boards. Continuous untappers like Seedborn Muse, Sting, the Glinting Dagger, and Seeker of Skybreak allow multiple activations across a single table rotation. Supported by efficient Jund removal, direct-to-graveyard tutors, and targeted protection, the deck applies severe pressure starting on Turn 4 and closes out the table within two full rotations.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Abrupt Decay
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Big Score
  • 1 Blasphemous Act
  • 1 Blood Crypt
  • 1 Bloodstained Mire
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Boldwyr Heavyweights
  • 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
  • 1 Breaker of Armies
  • 1 Bronze Bombshell
  • 1 Buried Alive
  • 1 Chaos Warp
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Commercial District
  • 1 Corpse Connoisseur
  • 1 Deadly Rollick
  • 1 Deathcap Glade
  • 1 Deathrite Shaman
  • 1 Deflecting Swat
  • 1 Delighted Halfling
  • 1 Dina's Guidance
  • 1 Disrupt Decorum
  • 1 Dragon Mage
  • 1 Ebonblade Reaper
  • 1 Enslaved Horror
  • 1 Entomb
  • 1 Evil Eye of Urborg
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Fabled Passage
  • 1 Faithless Looting
  • 1 Farseek
  • 1 Fauna Shaman
  • 3 Forest
  • 1 Formidable Speaker
  • 1 Haunted Ridge
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Hired Giant
  • 1 Hunted Wumpus
  • 1 Ignoble Hierarch
  • 1 Legolas's Quick Reflexes
  • 1 Luxury Suite
  • 1 Magewright's Stone
  • 1 Malakir Rebirth // Malakir Mire
  • 1 Mana Confluence
  • 1 Marvin, Murderous Mimic
  • 1 Matzalantli, the Great Door // The Core
  • 1 Mountain
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Old-Growth Dryads
  • 1 Oriq Loremage
  • 1 Overgrown Tomb
  • 1 Patriar's Seal
  • 1 Phyrexian Negator
  • 1 Prismatic Vista
  • 1 Quest for Renewal
  • 1 Raucous Theater
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Revitalizing Repast // Old-Growth Grove
  • 1 Ripples of Undeath
  • 1 Rockfall Vale
  • 1 Rogue's Passage
  • 1 Saryth, the Viper's Fang
  • 1 Saw in Half
  • 1 Scavenger Grounds
  • 1 Seedborn Muse
  • 1 Seeker of Skybreak
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spire Garden
  • 1 Sting, the Glinting Dagger
  • 1 Stomping Ground
  • 1 Survival of the Fittest
  • 3 Swamp
  • 1 Sylvan Library
  • 1 Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
  • 1 Tempting Wurm
  • 1 The Beamtown Bullies
  • 1 Thousand-Year Elixir
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Tortured Existence
  • 1 Toxic Deluge
  • 1 Ulamog's Crusher
  • 1 Underground Mortuary
  • 1 Undergrowth Stadium
  • 1 Unexpected Windfall
  • 1 Unmarked Grave
  • 1 Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
  • 1 Ursine Monstrosity
  • 1 Verdant Catacombs
  • 1 Victimize
  • 1 Wooded Foothills
  • 1 Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth
  • 1 Yukora, the Prisoner
  • 1 Ziatora's Proving Ground