The Unstable Girlfriend

Format: Commander

Commander: The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 41

Deck overview

This mono-green Commander deck focuses on go-wide Squirrel token generation and +1/+1 counter scaling, led by The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. The primary plan leverages low-cost mana dorks and land ramp to deploy the commander or secondary token engines on Turn 3 to 4. Once established, the deck rapidly compounds board presence using token multipliers like Doubling Season and draw engines like Toski, Bearer of Secrets and Skullclamp. On Turn 5, the deck presents critical onset through massive team buffs such as Beastmaster Ascension, Preposterous Proportions, or the infinite Squirrel loop of Ivy Lane Denizen and Scurry Oak. Because the deck relies predominantly on creature combat without universal haste, opponents typically receive one turn cycle to interact before lethal damage closes the game on Turn 6. The deck's primary weaknesses are vulnerability to mass sweepers and a near-total lack of stack interaction and creature removal.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Academy Manufactor
  • 1 Akroma's Memorial
  • 1 Ancient Bronze Dragon
  • 1 Arachnogenesis
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Beastmaster Ascension
  • 1 Biorhythm
  • 1 Bow of Nylea
  • 1 Bristly Bill, Spine Sower
  • 1 Burgeoning
  • 1 Champion of Lambholt
  • 1 Chitterspitter
  • 1 Chomping Changeling
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Curious Forager
  • 1 Deep Forest Hermit
  • 1 Doubling Season
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Enduring Vitality
  • 1 Evendo, Waking Haven
  • 1 Evolving Wilds
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Fabled Passage
  • 1 Finale of Devastation
  • 1 For the Common Good
  • 1 Force of Vigor
  • 17 Forest
  • 1 Gardenize
  • 1 Garruk's Uprising
  • 1 Germination Practicum
  • 1 Growing Rites of Itlimoc // Itlimoc, Cradle of the Sun
  • 1 Hardened Scales
  • 1 Honored Dreyleader
  • 1 Ivy Lane Denizen
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Loot, Exuberant Explorer
  • 1 Maskwood Nexus
  • 1 Mirrormind Crown
  • 1 Mosswort Bridge
  • 1 Oakhollow Village
  • 1 Ohran Frostfang
  • 1 Omnipresence
  • 1 Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
  • 1 Orcrist, Goblin-cleaver
  • 1 Ouroboroid
  • 1 Ozolith, the Shattered Spire
  • 1 Patchwork Banner
  • 1 Pest Infestation
  • 1 Preposterous Proportions
  • 1 Prosperous Innkeeper
  • 1 Quina, Qu Gourmet
  • 1 Ramunap Excavator
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Rogue's Passage
  • 1 Scurry Oak
  • 1 Scurry of Squirrels
  • 1 Scute Swarm
  • 1 Second Harvest
  • 1 Simulacrum Shaper
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Snakeskin Veil
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spider-Ham, Peter Porker
  • 1 Springheart Nantuko
  • 1 Squirrel Nest
  • 1 Squirrel Sovereign
  • 1 Swarmyard
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Sword of the Squeak
  • 1 Terrasymbiosis
  • 1 The Earth Crystal
  • 1 The Earth King
  • 1 The Great Henge
  • 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
  • 1 Thornvault Forager
  • 1 Tireless Provisioner
  • 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
  • 1 Tranquil Thicket
  • 1 Tree of Tales
  • 1 Unnatural Growth
  • 1 Vorinclex, Monstrous Raider
  • 1 Worldly Tutor
  • 1 Wrenn and Seven