Turbo Turtle by Pe1ican117

Format: Commander

Commander: Raph & Mikey, Troublemakers

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 38

Deck overview

This deck is a specialized Gruul cheat strategy helmed by Raph & Mikey, Troublemakers. The list completely omits low-cost mana creatures in favor of land ramp, artifact rocks, and rituals, ensuring that every creature in the 99 is an overwhelming threat. By aggressively accelerating to seven mana by Turn 4, the deck deploys its commander with native haste and immediately triggers its attack ability to cheat massive bombs like Blightsteel Colossus, Worldspine Wurm, and Etali, Primal Conqueror directly onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. Zero- and one-mana protection spells like Not of This World and Deflecting Swat safeguard the commander upon entry, while extra combat steps from Aggravated Assault, Port Razer, and Genji Glove quickly overwhelm all three opponents by Turn 6.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Aggravated Assault
  • 1 Ancient Bronze Dragon
  • 1 Anzrag, the Quake-Mole
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Arena of Glory
  • 1 Arid Mesa
  • 1 Aurora Awakener
  • 1 Blightsteel Colossus
  • 1 Bolt Bend
  • 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
  • 1 Bulk Up
  • 1 Burgeoning
  • 1 Castle Garenbrig
  • 1 Cathartic Reunion
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Commander's Sphere
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Decimate
  • 1 Deflecting Swat
  • 1 Desperate Ritual
  • 1 Entish Restoration
  • 1 Etali, Primal Conqueror // Etali, Primal Sickness
  • 1 Faithless Looting
  • 1 Farseek
  • 6 Forest
  • 1 Game Trail
  • 1 Genji Glove
  • 1 Geosurge
  • 1 Gilded Lotus
  • 1 Great Train Heist
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Irencrag Feat
  • 1 Jeska's Will
  • 1 Karplusan Forest
  • 1 Kessig Wolf Run
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Lotus Petal
  • 1 Misty Rainforest
  • 1 Moraug, Fury of Akoum
  • 1 Mossfire Valley
  • 12 Mountain
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Not of This World
  • 1 Overpowering Attack
  • 1 Port Razer
  • 1 Pyretic Ritual
  • 1 Pyrewood Gearhulk
  • 1 Quilled Greatwurm
  • 1 Raph & Mikey, Troublemakers
  • 1 Redirect Lightning
  • 1 Rishkar's Expertise
  • 1 Rite of Flame
  • 1 Rockfall Vale
  • 1 Rootbound Crag
  • 1 Ruby Medallion
  • 1 Scalding Tarn
  • 1 Seething Song
  • 1 Seize the Spoils
  • 1 Shared Roots
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spire Garden
  • 1 Stomping Ground
  • 1 Stump Stomp // Burnwillow Clearing
  • 1 Summer Bloom
  • 1 Summon: Bahamut
  • 1 Sylvan Library
  • 1 Talisman of Impulse
  • 1 Tamiyo's Safekeeping
  • 1 Terror of Mount Velus
  • 1 The Great Henge
  • 1 The Immortal Sun
  • 1 The Reaver Cleaver
  • 1 Thornspire Verge
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Training Compound
  • 1 Tyrranax Rex
  • 1 Tyvar's Stand
  • 1 Utopia Sprawl
  • 1 Vandalblast
  • 1 Wild Growth
  • 1 Wild Magic Surge
  • 1 Windswept Heath
  • 1 Wooded Foothills
  • 1 Worldspine Wurm