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Format: Commander

Commander: The Notary Hobbits

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 44

Deck overview

This mono-green big-mana strategy leverages The Notary Hobbits as a one-card mana explosion in the command zone. Entering as three Halflings, each tapping for colorless mana equal to the Halfling count, the commander produces 9 colorless mana on its own. The deck backs this engine with dense early ramp to cast the commander ahead of curve by Turn 3 or 4. Once untapped, this massive mana pool fuels devastating colorless Eldrazi titans including Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger, Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, Void Winnower, and Emrakul, the World Anew. Eldrazi cast triggers bypass conventional countermagic, dismantling opposing boards immediately on cast. Supported by asymmetric stax pieces like Portal to Phyrexia and Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger, the deck systematically strips opponent resources via Annihilator triggers while delivering lethal trample damage over three combat turns.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Akroma's Memorial
  • 1 Ancient Tomb
  • 1 Artisan of Kozilek
  • 1 Badgermole Cub
  • 1 Bane of Bala Ged
  • 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
  • 1 Bridgeworks Battle // Tanglespan Bridgeworks
  • 1 Chomping Changeling
  • 1 Conjurer's Closet
  • 1 Crashing Drawbridge
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Defense of the Heart
  • 1 Delighted Halfling
  • 1 Desolation Twin
  • 1 Disciple of Freyalise // Garden of Freyalise
  • 1 Doubling Season
  • 1 Eldrazi Temple
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Emrakul, the Exigent Doom
  • 1 Emrakul, the Promised End
  • 1 Emrakul, the World Anew
  • 1 Extraplanar Lens
  • 1 Eye of Ugin
  • 1 Fanatic of Rhonas
  • 1 Flare of Cultivation
  • 1 God-Pharaoh's Statue
  • 1 Harmonize
  • 1 Helm of the Host
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 It That Betrays
  • 1 It That Heralds the End
  • 1 Kodama's Reach
  • 1 Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
  • 1 Kozilek, the Great Distortion
  • 1 Krosan Grip
  • 1 Leyline of Abundance
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Maskwood Nexus
  • 1 Mutavault
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
  • 1 Nyxbloom Ancient
  • 1 Pathrazer of Ulamog
  • 1 Phyrexian Altar
  • 1 Portal to Phyrexia
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Return of the Wildspeaker
  • 1 Rise of the Eldrazi
  • 1 Rishkar's Expertise
  • 1 Sanctum of Eternity
  • 1 Sanctum of Ugin
  • 1 Second Harvest
  • 1 Selvala's Stampede
  • 1 Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Skyshroud Claim
  • 25 Snow-Covered Forest
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Springleaf Parade
  • 1 The Notary Hobbits
  • 1 The One Ring
  • 1 The Ten Rings
  • 1 Thousand-Year Elixir
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Ugin's Labyrinth
  • 1 Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
  • 1 Ulamog, the Defiler
  • 1 Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
  • 1 Utopia Sprawl
  • 1 Void Winnower
  • 1 Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
  • 1 Wild Growth
  • 1 Worldly Tutor
  • 1 Wrap in Vigor