Sticky Attractions by OwlBearLover

Format: Commander

Commander: Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 25

Deck overview

This deck is a casual Simic build centered on Unfinity sticker mechanics, attractions, and blink synergies led by Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop. The game plan revolves around generating ticket counters, placing high-stat power/toughness stickers onto permanents, and utilizing the commander's ability to copy the cumulative power and toughness of all controlled stickers at combat. By pairing this scaling combat threat with evasion pieces like Trailblazer's Boots, Rogue's Passage, and Enter the Enigma, the deck delivers lethal commander damage starting around Turn 6. A dense package of blink spells such as Ghostly Flicker and Displace re-triggers enter-the-battlefield abilities on ticket generators and protects key creatures from spot removal. While the deck boasts resilient stat accumulation because stickers persist across zone changes, it lacks countermagic and hard stax, relying on fair combat steps and extra-turn spells like Time Stretch to eliminate the table by Turn 8.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Alchemist's Refuge
  • 1 Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Baaallerina
  • 1 Bioluminary
  • 1 Blade of Selves
  • 1 Blorbian Buddy
  • 1 Blur
  • 1 Boing!
  • 1 Cloudstone Curio
  • 1 Clown Car
  • 1 Coming Attraction
  • 1 Command Performance
  • 1 Coral Atoll
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Displace
  • 1 Done for the Day
  • 1 Draconian Gate-Bot
  • 1 Enter the Enigma
  • 1 Essence Flux
  • 1 Fight the _____ Fight
  • 1 Finishing Move
  • 1 Flooded Grove
  • 16 Forest
  • 1 Ghostly Flicker
  • 1 Glitterflitter
  • 1 Golden Argosy
  • 1 Grabby Tabby
  • 1 Growth Spiral
  • 1 Harmonize
  • 1 Illusionist's Stratagem
  • 1 Irenicus's Vile Duplication
  • 16 Island
  • 1 Jungle Basin
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Make a _____ Splash
  • 1 Monitor Monitor
  • 1 Motion Sickness
  • 1 Narset, Parter of Veils
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Panharmonicon
  • 1 Petting Zookeeper
  • 1 Planar Incision
  • 1 Prize Wall
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Rhystic Study
  • 1 Rogue's Passage
  • 1 Season of Gathering
  • 1 Seasoned Buttoneer
  • 1 Simic Growth Chamber
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Splash Portal
  • 1 Squirrel Squatters
  • 1 Stiltstrider
  • 1 Strength-Testing Hammer
  • 1 Sunder
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Thought Vessel
  • 1 Ticket Turbotubes
  • 1 Ticketomaton
  • 1 Time Stretch
  • 1 Trailblazer's Boots
  • 1 Unlawful Entry
  • 1 Wicker Picker
  • 1 Wizards of the _____
  • 1 Worldly Tutor
  • 1 Wrenn and Realmbreaker
  • 1 _____ _____ Rocketship
  • 1 _____ _____ _____ Trespasser
  • 1 _____-o-saurus