“I'v Had It With These Motha F****ing Snakes On This Motha F****ing Plane!” 🐍🛩️🐍✈️ by DynoMike32

Format: Commander

Commander: Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons

Bracket: 2

Deck overview

Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons is a -1/-1 counter engine that turns every counter placed on a creature into a 1/1 Snake token with deathtouch. The deck combines that token generation with wither creatures, proliferate effects, and counter-multiplying enchantments to build a wide board. It draws heavily through Snake-themed and damage-based draw engines, then wins either by overrunning with Craterhoof Behemoth or End-Raze Forerunners, or by assembling the Devoted Druid + Quillspike loop for infinite Snake tokens and drain. The commander is the primary engine, but the deck has enough redundant -1/-1 payoffs and combat finishers to function without her, though more slowly.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Ammit Eternal
  • 1 Banewhip Punisher
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Black Sun's Zenith
  • 1 Blight Rot
  • 1 Blowfly Infestation
  • 1 Carnifex Demon
  • 1 Channeler Initiate
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Contagion Clasp
  • 1 Contagion Engine
  • 1 Corrosive Mentor
  • 1 Corrupted Conviction
  • 1 Craterhoof Behemoth
  • 1 Crumbling Ashes
  • 1 Darkness Descends
  • 1 Decimator Beetle
  • 1 Devoted Druid
  • 1 Dread Tiller
  • 1 Dusk Urchins
  • 1 Elves of Deep Shadow
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 End-Raze Forerunners
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Farseek
  • 1 Flourishing Defenses
  • 13 Forest
  • 1 Generous Patron
  • 1 Golgari Charm
  • 1 Golgari Rot Farm
  • 1 Grim Affliction
  • 1 Hapatra, Vizier of Poisons
  • 1 Haunted Mire
  • 1 Incremental Blight
  • 1 Kodama's Reach
  • 1 Krosan Grip
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 Massacre Girl, Known Killer
  • 1 Midnight Banshee
  • 1 Mirkwood Bats
  • 1 Morbid Opportunist
  • 1 Myriad Landscape
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Necroblossom Snarl
  • 1 Necroskitter
  • 1 Nest of Scarabs
  • 1 Obelisk Spider
  • 1 Oft-Nabbed Goat
  • 1 Ohran Frostfang
  • 1 Path of Ancestry
  • 1 Persist
  • 1 Quillspike
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Return to Nature
  • 1 Sakura-Tribe Elder
  • 1 Seshiro the Anointed
  • 1 Sinister Gnarlbark
  • 1 Skinrender
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Slate of Ancestry
  • 1 Soul Snuffers
  • 1 Splendid Agony
  • 13 Swamp
  • 1 Tainted Wood
  • 1 Temple of Malady
  • 1 Terramorphic Expanse
  • 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
  • 1 Toxic Deluge
  • 1 Victimize
  • 1 Village Rites
  • 1 Virulent Wound
  • 1 Whisper of the Dross
  • 1 Wickerbough Elder
  • 1 Woodland Chasm
  • 1 Young Wolf