Ate My Whole Ass At An IHop by Furiousmold1074

Format: Commander

Commander: The Wise Mothman

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 26

Deck overview

This deck is a Sultai Midrange build led by The Wise Mothman, focusing on radiation counters, self-mill, opponent mill, and explosive +1/+1 counter scaling. The early turns establish mana via 2-mana artifacts and ramp spells, curving into Mothman on Turn 3 or 4. Once assembled, rad counters force each player to mill cards during their precombat main phases, triggering Mothman to distribute +1/+1 counters across your board whenever nonlands are milled. Counter multipliers like Branching Evolution and Corpsejack Menace rapidly turn Mothman and supporting Mutants into massive flying and trampling attackers. Secondary win conditions include an infinite drain-mill loop between Bloodchief Ascension and Mindcrank, an overrun through Finale of Devastation, or an alternate win via Simic Ascendancy. The deck maintains resilience through phased protection like Ripples of Potential and versatile sweepers such as Nuclear Fallout.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Agent Frank Horrigan
  • 1 Alpha Deathclaw
  • 1 Amazing Acrobatics
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Atomize
  • 1 Biomass Mutation
  • 1 Bloatfly Swarm
  • 1 Bloodchief Ascension
  • 1 Branching Evolution
  • 1 Breeding Pool
  • 1 Casualties of War
  • 1 Cathedral Acolyte
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Contaminated Drink
  • 1 Corpsejack Menace
  • 1 Counterspell
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Diabolic Tutor
  • 1 Drowned Catacomb
  • 1 Evolving Wilds
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Farseek
  • 1 Feral Ghoul
  • 1 Finale of Devastation
  • 1 Find // Finality
  • 5 Forest
  • 1 Fractured Sanity
  • 1 Glowing One
  • 1 Hancock, Ghoulish Mayor
  • 1 Hardened Scales
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Hinterland Harbor
  • 1 Inexorable Tide
  • 1 Infesting Radroach
  • 5 Island
  • 1 Jace Beleren
  • 1 Kodama of the West Tree
  • 1 Lily Bowen, Raging Grandma
  • 1 Mariposa Military Base
  • 1 Mesmeric Orb
  • 1 Mindcrank
  • 1 Mirelurk Queen
  • 1 Mortuary Mire
  • 1 Mutational Advantage
  • 1 Nesting Grounds
  • 1 Nightkin Ambusher
  • 1 Nuclear Fallout
  • 1 Nuka-Nuke Launcher
  • 1 Opulent Palace
  • 1 Overgrown Tomb
  • 1 Ozolith, the Shattered Spire
  • 1 Patchwork Banner
  • 1 Putrefy
  • 1 Radstorm
  • 1 Raul, Trouble Shooter
  • 1 Ripples of Potential
  • 1 Riverchurn Monument
  • 1 Ruin Crab
  • 1 Ruthless Radrat
  • 1 Screeching Scorchbeast
  • 1 Simic Ascendancy
  • 1 Singularity Rupture
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Strong, the Brutish Thespian
  • 5 Swamp
  • 1 Tainted Isle
  • 1 Tainted Wood
  • 1 Talisman of Curiosity
  • 1 Talisman of Dominance
  • 1 Talisman of Resilience
  • 1 Tato Farmer
  • 1 Temple of Deceit
  • 1 Temple of Malady
  • 1 Temple of Mystery
  • 1 Terramorphic Expanse
  • 1 The Ghoul, Gunslinger
  • 1 The Master, Transcendent
  • 1 The Wise Mothman
  • 1 Tyvar's Stand
  • 1 V.A.T.S.
  • 1 Vault 12: The Necropolis
  • 1 Vault 87: Forced Evolution
  • 1 Vexing Radgull
  • 1 Wasteland Raider
  • 1 Watery Grave
  • 1 Willowrush Verge
  • 1 Winding Constrictor
  • 1 Woodland Cemetery