Fun-Guy Factory by Stonewald
Format: Commander
Commander: Slimefoot, the Stowaway
Bracket: 3
DeckCheck Threat Index: 37
Deck overview
This deck is a classic Golgari Aristocrats engine commanded by Slimefoot, the Stowaway. The primary game plan focuses on generating massive swarms of Saprolings, Squirrels, and other disposable creature tokens, then converting them into incremental resource advantage and lethal table-wide life loss. The deck leverages powerful token multipliers such as Doubling Season and Parallel Lives alongside sacrifice outlets like Ashnod's Altar and Chatterfang, Squirrel General. Opponents face a difficult dilemma: destroying the token army triggers punishing life loss from Slimefoot, Bastion of Remembrance, and Mirkwood Bats, while leaving the board intact allows the deck to overwhelm the table through combat and direct sacrifice activations. Robust graveyard recursion, versatile spot removal like Assassin's Trophy, and creature suppression from Dictate of Erebos give the deck strong mid-game resilience and grinding power against creature-heavy pods.
Decklist (100 cards)
- 1 Abrupt Decay
- 1 Arcane Signet
- 1 Ashnod's Altar
- 1 Assassin's Trophy
- 1 Bastion of Remembrance
- 1 Beast Within
- 1 Birthing Ritual
- 1 Blood Artist
- 1 Bojuka Bog
- 1 Brightcap Badger // Fungus Frolic
- 1 Carrion Feeder
- 1 Cauldron of Essence
- 1 Chatterfang, Squirrel General
- 1 Chatterstorm
- 1 Chitterspitter
- 1 Command Tower
- 1 Cryptolith Rite
- 1 Deadly Brew
- 1 Deadly Dispute
- 1 Deadly Rollick
- 1 Deathcap Glade
- 1 Deathrite Shaman
- 1 Dictate of Erebos
- 1 Dina's Guidance
- 1 Dina, Essence Brewer
- 1 Dina, Soul Steeper
- 1 Doubling Season
- 1 Dread Return
- 1 Emerald Medallion
- 1 Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder
- 1 Enduring Vitality
- 1 Exsanguinate
- 1 Fecundity
- 1 For the Common Good
- 16 Forest
- 1 Fungal Rebirth
- 1 Golgari Rot Farm
- 1 Golgari Signet
- 1 Heroic Intervention
- 1 Infested Thrinax
- 1 Kodama's Reach
- 1 Llanowar Wastes
- 1 Mirkwood Bats
- 1 Moldervine Reclamation
- 1 Morbid Opportunist
- 1 Mycoloth
- 1 Nadier's Nightblade
- 1 Nemata, Primeval Warden
- 1 Obscuring Haze
- 1 Ophiomancer
- 1 Orcish Bowmasters
- 1 Overgrown Tomb
- 1 Parallel Lives
- 1 Path of Ancestry
- 1 Phyrexian Tower
- 1 Pitiless Plunderer
- 1 Plumb the Forbidden
- 1 Poison-Tip Archer
- 1 Saproling Symbiosis
- 1 Scurry of Squirrels
- 1 Second Harvest
- 1 Shang-Chi, Master of Kung Fu
- 1 Shroofus Sproutsire
- 1 Skullclamp
- 1 Slimefoot, the Stowaway
- 1 Sol Ring
- 5 Swamp
- 1 Swiftfoot Boots
- 1 Tainted Wood
- 1 Tendershoot Dryad
- 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
- 1 Toxic Deluge
- 1 Twilight Mire
- 1 Undergrowth Stadium
- 1 Utopia Mycon
- 1 Verdant Catacombs
- 1 Victimize
- 1 Village Rites
- 1 Viridescent Bog
- 1 Woodland Cemetery
- 1 Zulaport Cutthroat