Meatsqueak Mono Green Squirrels EDH Deck by LazySlothKing

Format: Commander

Commander: Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 31

Deck overview

This mono-green deck combines Squirrel tribal synergies with Food generation under Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord. The early turns establish mana velocity and deploy token engines such as Deep Forest Hermit, Peregrin Took, and Chitterspitter. The midgame focuses on flooding the battlefield with 1/1 Squirrel tokens while accumulating Food artifacts through Meatsqueak's death triggers, Tireless Provisioner, and Academy Manufactor. Once a wide board is established, the deck transitions into lethal combat via scaling team buffs like Coat of Arms, Beastmaster Ascension, Unnatural Growth, and Night of the Sweets' Revenge. Meatsqueak provides sustained scaling by granting Squirrels +3/+3 for every seven Foods, supercharged when Gourmand's Talent and Mycosynth Lattice convert all permanents into Food artifacts. The deck operates as an explosive combat swarm capable of eliminating opponents across turns 5 to 7. Its primary vulnerabilities are sweeping board wipes, artifact destruction, and a light interaction suite of only four reactive removal spells.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Academy Manufactor
  • 1 Asceticism
  • 1 Bag End Banquet
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Beastmaster Ascension
  • 1 Bilbo, Fellow Conspirator
  • 1 Buried Ruin
  • 1 Caged Sun
  • 1 Chatter of the Squirrel
  • 1 Chitterspitter
  • 1 Chronicle of Victory
  • 1 Cloakwood Hermit
  • 1 Coat of Arms
  • 1 Command Beacon
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Curious Forager
  • 1 Deep Forest Hermit
  • 1 Deranged Hermit
  • 1 Doubling Season
  • 1 Eldrazi Monument
  • 1 Fae Offering
  • 1 Finale of Devastation
  • 1 For the Common Good
  • 26 Forest
  • 1 Frenzied Baloth
  • 1 Gilded Goose
  • 1 Ginger, Queen of Sweets
  • 1 Gingerbread Cabin
  • 1 Gourmand's Talent
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Honored Dreyleader
  • 1 Idol of Oblivion
  • 1 Many Partings
  • 1 Meatsqueak, Hoard Lord
  • 1 Mycosynth Lattice
  • 1 Natural Order
  • 1 Night of the Sweets' Revenge
  • 1 Ninja Pizza
  • 1 Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
  • 1 Nut Collector
  • 1 Oakhollow Village
  • 1 Parallel Lives
  • 1 Path of Ancestry
  • 1 Pawpatch Formation
  • 1 Peregrin Took
  • 1 Regrowth
  • 1 Revive the Shire
  • 1 Scurry Oak
  • 1 Scurry of Squirrels
  • 1 Second Harvest
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Song of the Dryads
  • 1 Squirrel Mob
  • 1 Squirrel Sanctuary
  • 1 Squirrel Sovereign
  • 1 Stardew Valley
  • 1 Swarmyard
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Tamiyo's Journal
  • 1 The Cabbage Merchant
  • 1 The Shire
  • 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
  • 1 Thornvault Forager
  • 1 Throne of Eldraine
  • 1 Tippy-Toe, Terrific Partner
  • 1 Tireless Provisioner
  • 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
  • 1 Trail of Crumbs
  • 1 Transmutation Font
  • 1 Tribal Unity
  • 1 Unnatural Growth
  • 1 Urza's Saga
  • 1 Verdant Command
  • 1 Witch's Oven