YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAW!!!!!!! by totallynotfern

Format: Commander

Commander: Gonti, Canny Acquisitor

Bracket: 3

Deck overview

This is a Sultai theft-and- entice midrange deck helmed by Gonti, Canny Acquisitor. The core plan deploys cheap unblockable and evasive creatures, connects in combat to exile the top of opponents' libraries face-down via Gonti's trigger, then casts the stolen cards at a discount (further reduced by pieces like Doc Aurlock, Grizzled Genius and Sage of the Beyond). Supplemental theft engines-Mind's Dilation, Villainous Wealth, Black Cat, Cunning Thief, Heartless Conscription, and the Primordials-turn opponents' cards into your board presence. There are no infinite combos; wins come from accumulating stolen value, go-wide or go-tall combat, and occasional one-sided mass theft. Felix Five-Boots doubles combat triggers for explosive turns, while light ramp and monarch/draw payoffs keep the engine fed. The deck plays as a grindy value machine that weaponizes the table's own libraries.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Arcane Heist
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Azure Fleet Admiral
  • 1 Bender's Waterskin
  • 1 Black Cat, Cunning Thief
  • 1 Bounty Board
  • 1 Cephalid Facetaker
  • 1 Changeling Outcast
  • 1 Changing Loyalty
  • 1 Choked Estuary
  • 1 Coastal Piracy
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Dauthi Voidwalker
  • 1 Dewdrop Spy
  • 1 Diluvian Primordial
  • 1 Doc Aurlock, Grizzled Genius
  • 1 Dream Harvest
  • 1 Enter the Enigma
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Explore
  • 1 Fabled Passage
  • 1 Farseek
  • 1 Feed the Swarm
  • 1 Felix Five-Boots
  • 1 Festering Thicket
  • 1 Foreboding Landscape
  • 7 Forest
  • 1 Glissa Sunslayer
  • 1 Gonti, Canny Acquisitor
  • 1 Heartless Conscription
  • 1 Hostage Taker
  • 1 Il Mheg Pixie
  • 1 Infernal Grasp
  • 1 Invisible Stalker
  • 8 Island
  • 1 Kodama of the East Tree
  • 1 Koh, the Face Stealer
  • 1 Lantern of Insight
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Liquimetal Torque
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 Magus of the Vineyard
  • 1 Memory Plunder
  • 1 Mind's Dilation
  • 1 Mishra's Bauble
  • 1 Mistrise Village
  • 1 Muraganda Raceway
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Outrageous Robbery
  • 1 Path of Ancestry
  • 1 Peerless Recycling
  • 1 Portent
  • 1 Putrefy
  • 1 Rain-Slicked Copse
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Royal Treatment
  • 1 Sage of the Beyond
  • 1 Savvy Trader
  • 1 Seedborn Muse
  • 1 Sepulchral Primordial
  • 1 Silent Hallcreeper
  • 1 Skyshroud Claim
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spectral Sailor
  • 1 Stature, Size Shifter
  • 1 Stolen Goods
  • 1 Sunken Hollow
  • 7 Swamp
  • 1 Tainted Wood
  • 1 Tempt with Discovery
  • 1 The Clone Saga
  • 1 Thieving Skydiver
  • 1 Tlincalli Hunter // Retrieve Prey
  • 1 Tormented Soul
  • 1 Toxic Deluge
  • 1 Vernal Fen
  • 1 Villainous Wealth
  • 1 Warkite Marauder
  • 1 Woodland Cemetery
  • 1 Yavimaya Coast