Ambassador Blorpityblorboop's Zoo of Horrors by --Six--

Format: Commander

Commander: Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 33

Deck overview

This Simic deck blends the unique sticker mechanics of Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop with a dedicated poison and proliferate engine. The primary strategy focuses on deploying low-cost infect and toxic creatures early, applying initial poison counters to each opponent, and subsequently proliferating those counters to 10 using engines like Evolution Sage, Bloated Contaminator, and Inexorable Tide. A secondary blink theme featuring Ghostly Flicker, Blur, and Candlekeep Sage repeatedly re-triggers enter-the-battlefield abilities, generating card advantage, tickets, and power stickers for the commander. While the list lacks search tutors, it compensates with dense functional redundancy across its poison and proliferate vectors. Its interaction suite provides standard creature bounce and stack interaction, though it features no proactive stax or resource denial. The deck plays as an aggressive tempo-poison strategy capable of threatening a unified table kill by Turn 7 under light disruption.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Aether Channeler
  • 1 Aetherize
  • 1 Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Archaeomancer
  • 1 Beast Whisperer
  • 1 Bioluminary
  • 1 Blight Mamba
  • 1 Blighted Agent
  • 1 Bloated Contaminator
  • 1 Blorbian Buddy
  • 1 Blur
  • 1 Candlekeep Sage
  • 1 Chicken Troupe
  • 1 Clandestine Chameleon
  • 1 Coiling Oracle
  • 1 Cold-Eyed Selkie
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Conjurer's Closet
  • 1 Contentious Plan
  • 1 Counterspell
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Deadeye Navigator
  • 1 Dour Port-Mage
  • 1 Dreamroot Cascade
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Essence Flux
  • 1 Eternal Witness
  • 1 Evolution Sage
  • 1 Evolving Wilds
  • 1 Ezuri, Stalker of Spheres
  • 1 Flooded Grove
  • 11 Forest
  • 1 Fyndhorn Elves
  • 1 Ghostly Flicker
  • 1 Glistener Elf
  • 1 Golden Argosy
  • 1 Hide on the Ceiling
  • 1 Hinterland Harbor
  • 1 Inexorable Tide
  • 11 Island
  • 1 Karn's Bastion
  • 1 Lifecrafter's Bestiary
  • 1 Lilysplash Mentor
  • 1 Lineprancers
  • 1 Littjara Mirrorlake
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Mirrex
  • 1 Mirror Room // Fractured Realm
  • 1 Plague Myr
  • 1 Planar Incision
  • 1 Prime Speaker Zegana
  • 1 Prize Wall
  • 1 Prologue to Phyresis
  • 1 Prowler's Helm
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Rapid Hybridization
  • 1 Reclamation Sage
  • 1 Rogue's Passage
  • 1 Serum Snare
  • 1 Simic Signet
  • 1 Slithermuse
  • 1 Sodden Verdure
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Splash Portal
  • 1 Starfield Vocalist
  • 1 Sword Coast Sailor
  • 1 Tainted Observer
  • 1 Tezzeret's Gambit
  • 1 The Seedcore
  • 1 Thrummingbird
  • 1 Trailblazer's Boots
  • 1 Tromell, Seymour's Butler
  • 1 Venerated Rotpriest
  • 1 Vineglimmer Snarl
  • 1 Viral Drake
  • 1 Waterbender's Restoration
  • 1 Wicker Picker
  • 1 Y'shtola Rhul
  • 1 Yavimaya Coast