Chatterfang Is Slimy by Crimbin

Format: Commander

Commander: Chatterfang, Squirrel General

Bracket: 3

Deck overview

This is a Golgari token-combo deck built around Chatterfang, Squirrel General and an extreme density of Slime Against Humanity. The plan is to deploy Chatterfang early, turn every token-producing spell into extra Squirrels, and use those bodies as mana, card draw, and sacrifice fodder. The explosive engine is Thrumming Stone: with 27 Slime copies in the deck, one cast can ripple into a chain of free Slimes, each making a growing trampling Ooze plus an extra Squirrel under Chatterfang. Wins come from attacking with a hasted Ooze/Squirrel army via Concordant Crossroads, sacrificing the biggest bodies to Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord for table-wide life loss, or looping Pitiless Plunderer with a sacrifice outlet for infinite Treasures and death triggers. Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel turns that loop into a drain kill. The deck is high-variance: fast when the Stone resolves, but vulnerable to interaction and lacking a real search suite.

Decklist (100 cards)

• 1 Arcane Signet
• 1 Chatterfang, Squirrel General
• 1 Concordant Crossroads
• 1 Cream of the Crop
• 1 Cryptolith Rite
• 1 Driven // Despair
• 1 Elemental Bond
• 1 Emerald Medallion
• 1 Enduring Vitality
• 1 Explore
• 1 Fecundity
• 20 Forest
• 1 Garruk's Packleader
• 1 Greater Good
• 1 Hazel of the Rootbloom
• 1 Helm of Awakening
• 1 Hunter's Insight
• 1 Insidious Roots
• 1 Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
• 1 Locket of Yesterdays
• 1 Nantuko Shrine
• 1 Pitiless Plunderer
• 1 Ravenous Squirrel
• 1 Reprocess
• 1 Sephiroth, Fabled SOLDIER // Sephiroth, One-Winged Angel
• 1 Shared Roots
• 1 Skullclamp
• 27 Slime Against Humanity
• 1 Sol Ring
• 1 Song of Freyalise
• 1 Springleaf Parade
• 16 Swamp
• 1 Talisman of Resilience
• 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
• 1 Three Visits
• 1 Thrumming Stone
• 1 Tom, Bert, and William
• 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
• 1 Tribute to the World Tree
• 1 Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler