Flub Against Humanity by user9521322

Format: Commander

Commander: Flubs, the Fool

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 52

Deck overview

This deck is a high-velocity Temur storm-aggro deck led by Flubs, the Fool and powered by 30 copies of Slime Against Humanity. The primary strategy accelerates mana rapidly on turns 1 and 2 using premium fast mana artifacts and green dorks, deploying Flubs to empty the hand. Once hellbent, every card played triggers card draw, churning through the library. The critical win condition relies on resolving Thrumming Stone or Song of Creation on turn 4. Because nearly one-third of the deck consists of Slime Against Humanity, a single cast triggers a cascading Ripple 4 sequence that casts dozens of Slimes in one turn. Each token enters with scaling +1/+1 counters equal to the total Slimes in exile and graveyards. With Concordant Crossroads or Anger providing global haste, the massive trampling Oozes attack for lethal damage against all three opponents simultaneously.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Ancient Tomb
  • 1 Anger
  • 1 Arid Mesa
  • 1 Azusa, Lost but Seeking
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Birgi, God of Storytelling // Harnfel, Horn of Bounty
  • 1 Bloodstained Mire
  • 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
  • 1 Breeding Pool
  • 1 Chrome Mox
  • 1 City of Brass
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Concordant Crossroads
  • 1 Deflecting Swat
  • 1 Dryad of the Ilysian Grove
  • 1 Emerald Medallion
  • 1 Eruth, Tormented Prophet
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Exploration
  • 1 Fierce Guardianship
  • 1 Finale of Devastation
  • 1 Flooded Strand
  • 1 Flubs, the Fool
  • 1 Forbidden Orchard
  • 1 Force of Will
  • 1 Gaea's Cradle
  • 1 Gemstone Caverns
  • 1 Goblin Anarchomancer
  • 1 Karplusan Forest
  • 1 Ketria Triome
  • 1 Locket of Yesterdays
  • 1 Lotus Cobra
  • 1 Lotus Petal
  • 1 Mana Confluence
  • 1 Mana Vault
  • 1 Mishra's Bauble
  • 1 Misty Rainforest
  • 1 Mox Amber
  • 1 Mox Diamond
  • 1 Mox Opal
  • 1 Mystical Tutor
  • 1 Noxious Revival
  • 1 Paradise Mantle
  • 1 Polluted Delta
  • 1 Pyromancer Ascension
  • 1 Reflecting Pool
  • 1 Rejuvenating Springs
  • 1 Scalding Tarn
  • 1 Shifting Woodland
  • 30 Slime Against Humanity
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Song of Creation
  • 1 Spellweaver Helix
  • 1 Spire Garden
  • 1 Springleaf Drum
  • 1 Starting Town
  • 1 Stomping Ground
  • 1 Taiga
  • 1 Tarnished Citadel
  • 1 Thrumming Stone
  • 1 Tropical Island
  • 1 Underworld Breach
  • 1 Urza's Bauble
  • 1 Veil of Summer
  • 1 Verdant Catacombs
  • 1 Waterlogged Grove
  • 1 Wild Cantor
  • 1 Windswept Heath
  • 1 Wooded Foothills
  • 1 Yavimaya Coast
  • 1 Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth