Thicc Thighs End Lives by CitrusFruitGum

Format: Commander

Commander: Medusa, Inhuman Queen

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 38

Deck overview

This deck is a mono-green Voltron and enchantress list centered around Medusa, Inhuman Queen. Medusa punishes opponents for casting noncreature spells while compounding every aura, equipment, and utility spell you cast with +1/+1 counters. Dense one-mana acceleration allows Medusa to enter the battlefield on turn 2, after which counter doublers like Branching Evolution and Innkeeper's Talent rapidly balloon her power. The deck uses enchantress draw engines such as Argothian Enchantress and Setessan Champion to keep your hand full while modifying Medusa with evasive equipment like Whispersilk Cloak and Brotherhood Regalia. A deep suite of protection spells, including Heroic Intervention and Tamiyo's Safekeeping, shields your commander from targeted removal. The primary route to victory is straightforward: create a massive, unblockable commander that eliminates opponents sequentially through combat damage between turns 4 and 6.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Alpha Authority
  • 1 Arbor Elf
  • 1 Argothian Enchantress
  • 1 Audacity
  • 1 Bear Umbra
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Boseiju, Who Endures
  • 1 Branching Evolution
  • 1 Brotherhood Regalia
  • 1 Canopy Cover
  • 1 Cartouche of Strength
  • 1 Castle Garenbrig
  • 1 Collective Resistance
  • 1 Delighted Halfling
  • 1 Eidolon of Blossoms
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Elvish Spirit Guide
  • 1 Emerald Medallion
  • 1 Enchantress's Presence
  • 1 Force of Vigor
  • 30 Forest
  • 1 Forgotten Ancient
  • 1 Fyndhorn Elves
  • 1 Gaea's Gift
  • 1 Generous Visitor
  • 1 Hardened Scales
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 High Score
  • 1 Indomitable Might
  • 1 Innkeeper's Talent
  • 1 Kami of Whispered Hopes
  • 1 Keen Sense
  • 1 Kenrith's Transformation
  • 1 Kodama of the West Tree
  • 1 Level Up
  • 1 Lifestream's Blessing
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Loading Zone
  • 1 Medusa, Inhuman Queen
  • 1 Meltstrider's Resolve
  • 1 Necklace of Girion
  • 1 Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
  • 1 Overprotect
  • 1 Ozolith, the Shattered Spire
  • 1 Pia, Aether Ascetic
  • 1 Predatory Hunger
  • 1 Psychic Paper
  • 1 Ram Through
  • 1 Rancor
  • 1 Return of the Wildspeaker
  • 1 Rogue's Passage
  • 1 Saved by the Shell
  • 1 Season of Growth
  • 1 Setessan Champion
  • 1 Silver Shroud Costume
  • 1 Sixth Sense
  • 1 Snake Umbra
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Song of the Dryads
  • 1 Spider Umbra
  • 1 Strong Back
  • 1 Super State
  • 1 Sylvan Library
  • 1 Tamiyo's Safekeeping
  • 1 Terrasymbiosis
  • 1 The Earth Crystal
  • 1 Utopia Sprawl
  • 1 Verduran Enchantress
  • 1 Whispersilk Cloak
  • 1 Wild Growth