Rabbits: No Longer A Meme by Jarbo

Format: Commander

Commander: Arabella, Abandoned Doll

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 41

Deck overview

This Boros deck executes an aggressive go-wide burn strategy powered by Arabella, Abandoned Doll and 20 copies of Hare Apparent. The identical Rabbits scale exponentially, creating escalating waves of 1/1 tokens that Arabella converts into unblockable, table-wide damage on attack. Secondary damage engines like Purphoros, God of the Forge, Impact Tremors, and Molten Gatekeeper punish opponents upon creature entry, while Thrumming Stone acts as a decisive finisher by rippling through the remaining Rabbits in the library. Asymmetric board wipes such as The Battle of Bywater and Dusk // Dawn destroy high-power blockers while sparing the deck's army. To defend its board, the list runs premier protection including Teferi's Protection, Flawless Maneuver, Grand Abolisher, and Dolmen Gate, ensuring reliable transitions from Turn 4 deployment to a Turn 6 table knockout.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Access Tunnel
  • 1 Akroma's Will
  • 1 Anointed Procession
  • 1 Arabella, Abandoned Doll
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Arena of Glory
  • 1 Arid Mesa
  • 1 Assemble the Players
  • 1 Battlefield Forge
  • 1 Boros Charm
  • 1 Castle Ardenvale
  • 1 Chromatic Lantern
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Deflecting Palm
  • 1 Deflecting Swat
  • 1 Delney, Streetwise Lookout
  • 1 Dolmen Gate
  • 1 Dusk // Dawn
  • 1 Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire
  • 1 Elspeth, Storm Slayer
  • 1 Elspeth, Sun's Champion
  • 1 Esper Sentinel
  • 1 Flawless Maneuver
  • 1 Grand Abolisher
  • 1 Guide of Souls
  • 20 Hare Apparent
  • 1 Hexing Squelcher
  • 1 Impact Tremors
  • 1 Iroas, God of Victory
  • 1 Kher Keep
  • 1 Land Tax
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Lunarch Veteran // Luminous Phantom
  • 1 Minas Tirith
  • 1 Mithril Coat
  • 1 Molten Gatekeeper
  • 1 Mondrak, Glory Dominus
  • 1 Mother of Runes
  • 1 Myriad Landscape
  • 1 Oketra's Monument
  • 1 Path to Exile
  • 15 Plains
  • 1 Plateau
  • 1 Purphoros, God of the Forge
  • 1 Ragged Playmate
  • 1 Reconnaissance
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Rugged Prairie
  • 1 Sacred Foundry
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Smothering Tithe
  • 1 Sokenzan, Crucible of Defiance
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spectator Seating
  • 1 Stroke of Midnight
  • 1 Sunbaked Canyon
  • 1 Sunbillow Verge
  • 1 Sundown Pass
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Swords to Plowshares
  • 1 Teferi's Protection
  • 1 The Battle of Bywater
  • 1 The One Ring
  • 1 Thrumming Stone
  • 1 Urza's Saga
  • 1 Voice of Victory
  • 1 Welcoming Vampire