Boner Boys by vincenava

Format: Commander

Commander: Tinybones, Bauble Burglar

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 51

Deck overview

This deck is an oppressive Mono-Black Discard and Attrition engine commanded by Tinybones, Bauble Burglar. The primary strategy focuses on stripping opponents of their hands using symmetric discard spells like Dark Deal, Mind Rake, and Rankle, Master of Pranks, while turning those discarded resources into personal card advantage via Tinybones's stash ability. Waste Not and The Raven Man convert discarded cards into explosive mana, card draw, and an evasive creature army. As opponents enter topdeck mode, the deck scales into the late game using Cabal Coffers, Bubbling Muck, and Liliana of the Dark Realms to fuel massive life-draining finishers like Torment of Hailfire and Exsanguinate. Alternatively, it can immediately close the game through an infinite drain loop combining Exquisite Blood and South Wind Avatar, or run away with card advantage using Bolas's Citadel. With robust removal and targeted hate like Opposition Agent and Dauthi Voidwalker, the deck maintains tight control over the board.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Aclazotz, Deepest Betrayal // Temple of the Dead
  • 1 Animate Dead
  • 1 Archfiend of Depravity
  • 1 Bastion of Remembrance
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Bolas's Citadel
  • 1 Bubbling Muck
  • 1 Cabal Coffers
  • 1 Cabal Ritual
  • 1 Conqueror's Flail
  • 1 Dark Confidant
  • 1 Dark Deal
  • 1 Dark Ritual
  • 1 Dauthi Voidwalker
  • 1 Deadly Rollick
  • 1 Demonic Tutor
  • 1 Dictate of Erebos
  • 1 Duress
  • 1 Exquisite Blood
  • 1 Exsanguinate
  • 1 Fake Your Own Death
  • 1 Feed the Swarm
  • 1 Fell the Profane // Fell Mire
  • 1 Geier Reach Sanitarium
  • 1 Go for the Throat
  • 1 Gray Merchant of Asphodel
  • 1 Hopeless Nightmare
  • 1 Jecht, Reluctant Guardian // Braska's Final Aeon
  • 1 Jet Medallion
  • 1 Junji, the Midnight Sky
  • 1 Let's Play a Game
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Liliana of the Dark Realms
  • 1 Liliana's Caress
  • 1 Maha, Its Feathers Night
  • 1 Massacre Wurm
  • 1 Mind Rake
  • 1 Morbid Opportunist
  • 1 Night's Whisper
  • 1 Opposition Agent
  • 1 Orcish Bowmasters
  • 1 Phyrexian Arena
  • 1 Pitiless Plunderer
  • 1 Plaguecrafter
  • 1 Rankle, Master of Pranks
  • 1 Reanimate
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Shredder's Technique
  • 1 Smallpox
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 South Wind Avatar
  • 1 Sudden Spoiling
  • 30 Swamp
  • 1 Syphon Mind
  • 1 Syr Konrad, the Grim
  • 1 The Eldest Reborn
  • 1 The Raven Man
  • 1 Tinybones, Bauble Burglar
  • 1 Tinybones, the Pickpocket
  • 1 Torment of Hailfire
  • 1 Tourach, Dread Cantor
  • 1 Toxic Deluge
  • 1 Twilight Diviner
  • 1 Twilight Prophet
  • 1 Vampiric Tutor
  • 1 Vicious Rumors
  • 1 Village Rites
  • 1 Waste Not
  • 1 Whip of Erebos
  • 1 Withering Torment
  • 1 Yahenni, Undying Partisan