Pizza Face, Gastromancer by Kickingguy

Format: Commander

Commander: Pizza Face, Gastromancer

Bracket: 3

Deck overview

Pizza Face, Gastromancer commands a Golgari Food-tribal value deck that buries the table in Food tokens and converts them into mana, cards, counters, and inevitability. The early game parks Food engines like Gilded Goose, Savvy Hunter, Peregrin Took, and Gyome, Master Chef, then the commander becomes a repeatable pump station: Disappear turns a stray Food into a 3/3 Mutant every end step whenever any permanent left your control, and the whole deck happily sacrifices anyway. The primary finish is combat - Ygra, Eater of All snowballing off every Food death, or an alpha strike from Insatiable Frugivore and Campsite Cuisine - with a compact, mana-free infinite drain in Cauldron Familiar plus Witch's Oven as the cleanest two-card kill. Academy Manufactor, Bilbo, Fellow Conspirator, and Night of the Sweets' Revenge keep the token balloon inflating until something breaks.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Anchovy & Banana Pizza
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Bilbo, Fellow Conspirator
  • 1 Bosco, Just a Bear
  • 1 Bristlebud Farmer
  • 1 Bumbleflower's Sharepot
  • 1 Campsite Cuisine
  • 1 Candy Trail
  • 1 Cauldron Familiar
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Courier of Comestibles
  • 1 Deathcap Glade
  • 1 Dimension X Pizzasaur
  • 1 Dubious Delicacy
  • 1 Elanor Gardner
  • 1 Eriette's Tempting Apple
  • 1 Evolving Wilds
  • 1 Experimental Confectioner
  • 1 Fabled Passage
  • 1 Festering Thicket
  • 7 Forest
  • 1 Galadriel, Gift-Giver
  • 1 Gilded Goose
  • 1 Gingerbread Cabin
  • 1 Gingerbrute
  • 1 Gluttonous Troll
  • 1 Golgari Signet
  • 1 Greta, Sweettooth Scourge
  • 1 Gumdrop Poisoner // Tempt with Treats
  • 1 Gyome, Master Chef
  • 1 Hazel's Brewmaster
  • 1 Heaped Harvest
  • 1 Heroic Feast
  • 1 Hot Dog Cart
  • 1 Ice Cream Kitty
  • 1 Insatiable Frugivore
  • 1 Instant Ramen
  • 1 Jenova, Ancient Calamity
  • 1 Killer Service
  • 1 Krobus
  • 1 La abuela, siempre generosa
  • 1 Lembas
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 Michelangelo, the Heart
  • 1 Midnight Snack
  • 1 Necroblossom Snarl
  • 1 Night of the Sweets' Revenge
  • 1 Ninja Pizza
  • 1 Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
  • 1 Nurturing Peatland
  • 1 Nutrient Block
  • 1 Old Flitterfang
  • 1 Omni-Cheese Pizza
  • 1 Overgrown Tomb
  • 1 Peregrin Took
  • 1 Pizza Face, Gastromancer
  • 1 Prismatic Vista
  • 1 Ragamuffin Raptor
  • 1 Rapacious Guest
  • 1 Read the Bones
  • 1 Revive the Shire
  • 1 Savvy Hunter
  • 1 Search for the Frozen Esper
  • 1 Sign in Blood
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Stardew Valley
  • 6 Swamp
  • 1 Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender
  • 1 Tainted Treats
  • 1 Tainted Wood
  • 1 Talisman of Resilience
  • 1 Taste of Death
  • 1 Terramorphic Expanse
  • 1 The Cabbage Merchant
  • 1 The Shire
  • 1 Tough Cookie
  • 1 Twilight Mire
  • 1 Underground Mortuary
  • 1 Undergrowth Stadium
  • 1 Unlucky Cabbage Merchant
  • 1 Verdant Catacombs
  • 1 Vernal Fen
  • 1 Voracious Fell Beast
  • 1 Wastewood Verge
  • 1 Witch's Oven
  • 1 Woodland Cemetery
  • 1 Ygra, Eater of All