Bullying but still keeping it a buck by user2724879

Format: Commander

Commander: The Beamtown Bullies

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 31

Deck overview

This deck is a high-synergy Reanimator and 'Bad Gifts' strategy led by The Beamtown Bullies. The primary game plan revolves around rapidly putting catastrophic nonlegendary creatures into the graveyard and using the commander's ability to force opponents to reanimate them on their own turns. Gifting creatures like Inverter of Truth, Soulgorger Orgg, Hellcarver Demon, and Worldgorger Dragon completely dismantles opponents by exiling their libraries, dropping their life totals to 1, or wiping their boards and hands. The deck achieves consistent Turn 4 setup through focused graveyard tutors such as Buried Alive and Unmarked Grave, supported by low-cost looting spells. Because The Beamtown Bullies possesses built-in haste and vigilance, it creates immediate lethal pressure without waiting a turn cycle. However, the strategy relies heavily on the commander surviving and graveyards remaining unexiled. Deficiencies in proactive plan protection leave the deck susceptible to targeted removal and well-timed graveyard hate.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Abrupt Decay
  • 1 Aftermath Analyst
  • 1 Anger
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Artisan of Kozilek
  • 1 Aspect of Mongoose
  • 1 Assassin's Trophy
  • 1 Avatar of Woe
  • 1 Beamtown Beatstick
  • 1 Benefactor's Draught
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Blasphemous Act
  • 1 Blessed Respite
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Boldwyr Heavyweights
  • 1 Breaker of Armies
  • 1 Breaker of Creation
  • 1 Bronze Bombshell
  • 1 Buried Alive
  • 1 Cast Down
  • 1 Cathartic Reunion
  • 1 Cinder Glade
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Crypt Incursion
  • 1 Despotic Scepter
  • 1 Discerning Taste
  • 1 Ebonblade Reaper
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Enslaved Horror
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Faithless Looting
  • 1 Fellwar Stone
  • 1 Foreboding Ruins
  • 4 Forest
  • 1 Game Trail
  • 1 Hellcarver Demon
  • 1 Hired Giant
  • 1 Hunted Wumpus
  • 1 Ignoble Hierarch
  • 1 Inverter of Truth
  • 1 Jackal Pup
  • 1 Jagged Poppet
  • 1 Kessig Wolf Run
  • 1 Lightning Bolt
  • 1 Marvin, Murderous Mimic
  • 1 Master of Cruelties
  • 1 Mossfire Valley
  • 1 Mosswort Bridge
  • 5 Mountain
  • 1 Nature's Claim
  • 1 Old Stickfingers
  • 1 Old-Growth Dryads
  • 1 Oriq Loremage
  • 1 Path of Ancestry
  • 1 Pathrazer of Ulamog
  • 1 Perpetual Timepiece
  • 1 Plague Reaver
  • 1 Ramunap Excavator
  • 1 Ripples of Undeath
  • 1 Rootweaver Druid
  • 1 Royal Assassin
  • 1 Rummaging Goblin
  • 1 Savage Lands
  • 1 Saw in Half
  • 1 Seeker of Skybreak
  • 1 Shadowblood Ridge
  • 1 Skarrg, the Rage Pits
  • 1 Smoldering Marsh
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Soulgorger Orgg
  • 1 Spinerock Knoll
  • 1 Stitcher's Supplier
  • 8 Swamp
  • 1 Temple of Malady
  • 1 Temple of Malice
  • 1 Tempting Wurm
  • 1 The Beamtown Bullies
  • 1 Thornbite Staff
  • 1 Thrill of Possibility
  • 1 Thriving Bluff
  • 1 Tortured Existence
  • 1 Twilight Mire
  • 1 Underrealm Lich
  • 1 Unmarked Grave
  • 1 Veil of Summer
  • 1 Worldgorger Dragon