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Format: Commander

Commander: Toluz, Clever Conductor

Bracket: 3

Deck overview

This is an Esper discard-and-graveyard deck built around Toluz, Clever Conductor. The core plan is to turn every discard into a resource: Toluz exiles cards you discard and returns them to your hand when it dies, while a dense suite of looting spells, cycling lands, and discard outlets fills the graveyard and triggers a web of "whenever you discard" payoffs. The primary win condition is an infinite loop involving Skirge Familiar, Ketramose, the New Dawn, and a discard payoff such as Feast of Sanity or Tinybones, Pocket Nuisance, which generates infinite mana and infinite damage. Secondary plans include a zombie-token army from Tormod, the Desecrator, The Raven Man, and Cryptcaller Chariot, plus a giant Psychatog as a combat finisher.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Abolish
  • 1 Agna Qel'a
  • 1 Akroma's Blessing
  • 1 Arcane Sanctum
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Archfiend of Ifnir
  • 1 Ascend from Avernus
  • 1 Ash Barrens
  • 1 Blasphemous Edict
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Breakthrough
  • 1 Call a Surprise Witness
  • 1 Careful Study
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Confessor
  • 1 Contaminated Landscape
  • 1 Corrupted Conviction
  • 1 Cryptcaller Chariot
  • 1 Culling the Weak
  • 1 Dark Ritual
  • 1 Decree of Pain
  • 1 Deserted Beach
  • 1 Diabolic Intent
  • 1 Dihada's Ploy
  • 1 Dimir Machinations
  • 1 Drift of Phantasms
  • 1 Drowned Catacomb
  • 1 Emet-Selch, Unsundered // Hades, Sorcerer of Eld
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Feast of Sanity
  • 1 Fetid Heath
  • 1 Fetid Pools
  • 1 Flare of Denial
  • 1 Flare of Fortitude
  • 1 Flare of Malice
  • 1 Flux
  • 1 Frantic Search
  • 1 Geier Reach Sanitarium
  • 1 Glacial Fortress
  • 1 Helping Hand
  • 1 Irrigated Farmland
  • 5 Island
  • 1 Jace, Vryn's Prodigy // Jace, Telepath Unbound
  • 1 Ketramose, the New Dawn
  • 1 Lethal Scheme
  • 1 Likeness Looter
  • 1 Louisoix's Sacrifice
  • 1 Mage's Guile
  • 1 Malakir Rebirth // Malakir Mire
  • 1 Mnemonic Betrayal
  • 1 Muddle the Mixture
  • 1 Mystic Gate
  • 1 Nasty End
  • 1 Oblivion Crown
  • 1 Obscura Charm
  • 1 On Wings of Gold
  • 1 Perplex
  • 1 Pest Control
  • 2 Plains
  • 1 Proft's Eidetic Memory
  • 1 Psychatog
  • 1 Quest for Ancient Secrets
  • 1 Queza, Augur of Agonies
  • 1 Raffine's Tower
  • 1 Raffine, Scheming Seer
  • 1 Reanimate
  • 1 Rona, Herald of Invasion // Rona, Tolarian Obliterator
  • 1 Shattered Sanctum
  • 1 Shipwreck Marsh
  • 1 Skirge Familiar
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Street Wraith
  • 1 Sunken Ruins
  • 2 Swamp
  • 1 Tainted Field
  • 1 Tainted Isle
  • 1 Teferi's Ageless Insight
  • 1 Temporal Trespass
  • 1 Teval's Judgment
  • 1 The Raven Man
  • 1 Tinybones, Pocket Nuisance
  • 1 Tolarian Winds
  • 1 Toluz, Clever Conductor
  • 1 Tormod, the Desecrator
  • 1 Turbulent Dreams
  • 1 Umbral Expanse
  • 1 Underground River
  • 1 Unearth
  • 1 Vengeful Dreams
  • 1 Village Rites
  • 1 Vohar, Vodalian Desecrator
  • 1 Whispering Madness
  • 1 Windfall
  • 1 Zombie Infestation