You're telling me a lobster fried this rice???? by user4453577

Format: Commander

Commander: Ragost, Deft Gastronaut

Bracket: 3

Deck overview

This is a Boros artifact-Food token engine with Ragost, Deft Gastronaut as the dedicated finisher. The commander turns every artifact into a Food and then sacrifices one to deal 3 damage to each opponent, so the deck's core plan is to bury the table in Food, Clue, and Treasure tokens before chaining Ragost activations through copy and untap effects. The main engine is Academy Manufactor, Anointed Procession, Xorn, and Nuka-Cola Vending Machine, supported by burst token sources like Descent into Avernus and Ancient Copper Dragon. Battlemage's Bracers, Illusionist's Bracers, and Rings of Brighthearth multiply each activation, while Thousand-Year Elixir and Magewright's Stone give extra untaps. Backup wins include artifact-ETB burn from Ingenious Artillerist and Reckless Fireweaver, Terror of the Peaks triggers, and beatdown from Wurmcoil Engine and Ancient Copper Dragon. Marvin, Murderous Mimic can act as a redundant second Ragost.

Decklist (100 cards)

• 1 Academy Manufactor
• 1 Anointed Procession
• 1 Apothecary White
• 1 Arcane Signet
• 1 Arid Mesa
• 1 Astrid Peth
• 1 Basilisk Collar
• 1 Battlemage's Bracers
• 1 Bender's Waterskin
• 1 Big Score
• 1 Boros Charm
• 1 Boros Signet
• 1 Brass's Tunnel-Grinder // Tecutlan, the Searing Rift
• 1 Buried Ruin
• 1 Celestine, the Living Saint
• 1 Clifftop Retreat
• 1 Command Tower
• 1 Crumb and Get It
• 1 Cut a Deal
• 1 Deflecting Swat
• 1 Descent into Avernus
• 1 Disrupt Decorum
• 1 Dragon of Mount Gulg
• 1 Everybody Lives!
• 1 Exotic Orchard
• 1 Fabled Passage
• 1 Felidar Umbra
• 1 Galadriel's Dismissal
• 1 Goblin Engineer
• 1 Goblin Welder
• 1 Guardian of Faith
• 1 Hell to Pay
• 1 Hobbit's Sting
• 1 Ichor Wellspring
• 1 Illusionist's Bracers
• 1 Ingenious Artillerist
• 1 Inventors' Fair
• 1 Krark-Clan Ironworks
• 1 Late to Dinner
• 1 Leonin Elder
• 1 Lightning Greaves
• 1 Liquimetal Torque
• 1 Magewright's Stone
• 1 Marvin, Murderous Mimic
• 11 Mountain
• 1 Nesting Grounds
• 1 Nuka-Cola Vending Machine
• 1 Oswald Fiddlebender
• 14 Plains
• 1 Professional Face-Breaker
• 1 Ragost, Deft Gastronaut
• 1 Reckless Fireweaver
• 1 Restoration Magic
• 1 Rings of Brighthearth
• 1 Rip Apart
• 1 Rosie Cotton of South Lane
• 1 Rune of Sustenance
• 1 Sacred Foundry
• 1 Salvation Engine
• 1 Sevinne's Reclamation
• 1 Sheltered by Ghosts
• 1 Smuggler's Share
• 1 Sol Ring
• 1 Spirit Link
• 1 Spirit Loop
• 1 Splendor Mare
• 1 Sunbillow Verge
• 1 Sundown Pass
• 1 Swords to Plowshares
• 1 Terror of the Peaks
• 1 The Gaffer
• 1 Thousand-Year Elixir
• 1 Untimely Malfunction
• 1 Vandalblast
• 1 Victory Chimes
• 1 Wurmcoil Engine
• 1 Xorn