Lobster eats the artifacts by user2075011

Format: Commander

Commander: Jan Jansen, Chaos Crafter

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 33

Deck overview

This deck is a Mardu artifact aristocrats strategy led by Jan Jansen, Chaos Crafter. It focuses on converting artifact creatures into Treasures and noncreature artifacts into Construct tokens, establishing a self-sustaining cycle of permanent creation and sacrifice. The deck leverages payoffs like Academy Manufactor, Reckless Fireweaver, Impact Tremors, and Pactdoll Terror to turn routine token churn into steady direct damage against the entire table. High-end threats such as Alibou, Ancient Witness, Sentinel Sarah Lyons, and Depthshaker Titan convert wide boards into decisive combat steps. A versatile removal package featuring Generous Gift, Bedevil, and Ruinous Ultimatum answers opposing permanents and clears blockers. While the list avoids infinite combos and stack interaction, its redundant burn triggers, built-in haste on the commander, and reliable recursion engines create a resilient mid-game clock.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Academy Manufactor
  • 1 Alibou, Ancient Witness
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Ash Barrens
  • 1 Battlefield Forge
  • 1 Bedevil
  • 1 Blackcleave Cliffs
  • 1 Boros Charm
  • 1 Boros Signet
  • 1 Canyon Slough
  • 1 Circuit Mender
  • 1 Clifftop Retreat
  • 1 Coalstoke Gearhulk
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Crackling Doom
  • 1 Crystal Barricade
  • 1 Crystal Grotto
  • 1 Cultivator's Caravan
  • 1 Daretti, Rocketeer Engineer
  • 1 Dauntless Scrapbot
  • 1 Deadly Precision
  • 1 Depthshaker Titan
  • 1 Dragonskull Summit
  • 1 Evolving Wilds
  • 1 Filigree Familiar
  • 1 Fix What's Broken
  • 1 Fumigate
  • 1 Furycalm Snarl
  • 1 Generous Gift
  • 1 Goblin Engineer
  • 1 Godless Shrine
  • 1 Graven Cairns
  • 1 H.E.R.B.I.E. Scout Unit
  • 1 Hangarback Walker
  • 1 Hedron Archive
  • 1 Idol of Oblivion
  • 1 Impact Tremors
  • 1 Ingenious Smith
  • 1 Isolated Chapel
  • 1 Jan Jansen, Chaos Crafter
  • 1 Legions to Ashes
  • 1 Lorehold Charm
  • 1 Maelstrom Colossus
  • 1 Mazemind Tome
  • 1 Mephitic Draught
  • 1 Meteor Golem
  • 1 Millikin
  • 1 Mind Stone
  • 1 Morbid Opportunist
  • 4 Mountain
  • 1 Mouser Foundry
  • 1 Nesting Bot
  • 1 Nomad Outpost
  • 1 Nutrient Block
  • 1 Ojer Taq, Deepest Foundation // Temple of Civilization
  • 1 Orzhov Basilica
  • 1 Pactdoll Terror
  • 1 Path of Ancestry
  • 1 Phoenix Down
  • 5 Plains
  • 1 Ragost, Deft Gastronaut
  • 1 Ravenous Robots
  • 1 Reckless Fireweaver
  • 1 Rugged Prairie
  • 1 Ruinous Ultimatum
  • 1 Savai Triome
  • 1 Scampering Surveyor
  • 1 Sentinel Sarah Lyons
  • 1 Sheltered by Ghosts
  • 1 Shineshadow Snarl
  • 1 Smoldering Marsh
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Soul-Guide Lantern
  • 1 Stonecoil Serpent
  • 1 Structural Assault
  • 1 Sulfurous Springs
  • 1 Sundown Pass
  • 1 Sunlit Marsh
  • 1 Supper for Spiders
  • 5 Swamp
  • 1 Talisman of Indulgence
  • 1 Tannuk, Steadfast Second
  • 1 The Falcon, Airship Restored
  • 1 Threefold Thunderhulk
  • 1 Undying Malice
  • 1 Voyager Quickwelder
  • 1 Wayfarer's Bauble
  • 1 Weapons Manufacturing
  • 1 Weftstalker Ardent