Death By 1,000 Squirrels by AccusedJ

Format: Commander

Commander: The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

Bracket: 4

DeckCheck Threat Index: 51

Deck overview

This deck is a dedicated mono-green go-wide token strategy commanded by The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl. The primary plan accelerates mana using low-cost elves and land ramp on the first two turns, establishing a wide board of Squirrels and creature tokens by Turn 3 and Turn 4. On Turn 5, the deck converts its creature density into a game-ending combat attack using explosive overrun effects like Craterhoof Behemoth, Triumph of the Hordes, Overwhelming Stampede, or Finale of Devastation. In addition to combat swarms, the deck packs the classic infinite combo of Earthcraft and Squirrel Nest to generate arbitrarily large Squirrel armies. Card draw engines like Skullclamp and Shamanic Revelation keep resources overflowing, while Sylvan Safekeeper and Heroic Intervention defend against board wipes. Although it lacks stack interaction and stax pieces, the deck compensates with overwhelming mana velocity and lethal combat inevitability.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Avenger of Zendikar
  • 1 Beast Whisperer
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Beastmaster Ascension
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Champion of Lambholt
  • 1 Chitterspitter
  • 1 Circle of Dreams Druid
  • 1 Concordant Crossroads
  • 1 Craterhoof Behemoth
  • 1 Crop Rotation
  • 1 Cryptolith Rite
  • 1 Deep Forest Hermit
  • 1 Deranged Hermit
  • 1 Doubling Season
  • 1 Earthcraft
  • 1 Eldrazi Monument
  • 1 Elvish Mystic
  • 1 Eternal Witness
  • 1 Finale of Devastation
  • 36 Forest
  • 1 Fyndhorn Elves
  • 1 Green Sun's Zenith
  • 1 Guardian Project
  • 1 Heroic Feast
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
  • 1 Kodama's Reach
  • 1 Krosan Grip
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Llanowar Elves
  • 1 Mycoloth
  • 1 Natural Order
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Nut Collector
  • 1 Overwhelming Stampede
  • 1 Parallel Lives
  • 1 Primal Vigor
  • 1 Rampant Growth
  • 1 Reclamation Sage
  • 1 Return of the Wildspeaker
  • 1 Rishkar's Expertise
  • 1 Sakura-Tribe Elder
  • 1 Scute Swarm
  • 1 Second Harvest
  • 1 Seedborn Muse
  • 1 Shamanic Revelation
  • 1 Skullclamp
  • 1 Skyshroud Claim
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Song of the Dryads
  • 1 Squirrel Nest
  • 1 Squirrel Sovereign
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Sylvan Library
  • 1 Sylvan Safekeeper
  • 1 Tamiyo's Safekeeping
  • 1 Tendershoot Dryad
  • 1 The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Tireless Provisioner
  • 1 Toski, Bearer of Secrets
  • 1 Tribute to the World Tree
  • 1 Triumph of the Hordes
  • 1 Worldly Tutor