I Want To Get Off Mr. Bones Wild Ride by expressplr10

Format: Commander

Commander: The Most Dangerous Gamer

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 37

Deck overview

This Golgari midrange deck leverages The Most Dangerous Gamer to combine +1/+1 counter Voltron pressure with the unique value and removal capabilities of Unfinity Attractions. Early turns focus on mana development and establishing counter multipliers like Hardened Scales or Kami of Whispered Hopes. Once deployed, the commander opens Attractions on entry and attack, steadily growing while rolling a six-sided die each turn to visit attractions. Claiming prizes provides free, repeatable permanent destruction that clears opposing blockers, engines, and problematic permanents. The deck protects its commander using a dense package of one-mana death-redirection spells such as Not Dead After All and Supernatural Stamina, which blank opposing removal and immediately re-trigger enter-the-battlefield abilities to open additional Attractions. Evasion equipment and power doublers enable decisive one-shot commander eliminations across Turns 6 through 8.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 "Lifetime" Pass Holder
  • 1 Abnormal Endurance
  • 1 Attempted Murder
  • 1 Birds of Paradise
  • 1 Black Hole
  • 1 Bojuka Bog
  • 1 Centaur of Attention
  • 1 Coming Attraction
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Cultivate
  • 1 Deadbeat Attendant
  • 1 Deathcap Glade
  • 1 Deathrite Shaman
  • 1 Decanter of Endless Water
  • 1 Demonic Gifts
  • 1 Dina's Guidance
  • 1 Discourtesy Clerk
  • 1 Draconian Gate-Bot
  • 1 Duskshell Crawler
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Fabled Passage
  • 1 Fake Your Own Death
  • 12 Forest
  • 1 Gala Greeters
  • 1 Golgari Charm
  • 1 Hardened Scales
  • 1 Heroic Intervention
  • 1 Hollowmurk Siege
  • 1 Infernal Grasp
  • 1 Jenova, Ancient Calamity
  • 1 Kami of Whispered Hopes
  • 1 Kaya's Ghostform
  • 1 Level Up
  • 1 Lightning Greaves
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 Mandate of Abaddon
  • 1 Minion's Return
  • 1 Monumental Corruption
  • 1 Night Shift of the Living Dead
  • 1 Not Dead After All
  • 1 Nurturing Peatland
  • 1 Overgrown Tomb
  • 1 Ozolith, the Shattered Spire
  • 1 Pair o' Dice Lost
  • 1 Panharmonicon
  • 1 Petting Zookeeper
  • 1 Power Matrix
  • 1 Professor Dellian Fel
  • 1 Quick Fixer
  • 1 Revitalizing Repast // Old-Growth Grove
  • 1 Ring of Kalonia
  • 1 Rogue's Passage
  • 1 Sarinth Steelseeker
  • 1 Saw in Half
  • 1 Sign in Blood
  • 1 Snake Umbra
  • 1 Soul Swindler
  • 1 Spinnerette, Arachnobat
  • 1 Squirrel Squatters
  • 1 Step Right Up
  • 1 Stocking the Pantry
  • 1 Supernatural Stamina
  • 9 Swamp
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Syphon Mind
  • 1 Tainted Wood
  • 1 The Most Dangerous Gamer
  • 1 Thickest in the Thicket
  • 1 Toxic Deluge
  • 1 Turbulent Fen
  • 1 Twilight Mire
  • 1 Tyvar, Jubilant Brawler
  • 1 Undergrowth Stadium
  • 1 Unhallowed Pact
  • 1 Vigor
  • 1 Village Rites
  • 1 War Room
  • 1 Wastewood Verge
  • 1 Well Rested
  • 1 Woodland Cemetery
  • 1 Xenosquirrels