Ulalick my Balls by ILapiiris

Format: Commander

Commander: Ulalek, Fused Atrocity

Bracket: 3

DeckCheck Threat Index: 36

Deck overview

This deck executes a five-color Eldrazi tribal strategy centered on mana velocity, cast-trigger value, and overwhelming combat pressure. Led by Ulalek, Fused Atrocity, the deck ramps during the early turns using painlands, artifact signets, and Spawn generators. By Turn 5, it establishes a functional engine, transitioning on Turn 6 into massive threats such as Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger, Hideous Taskmaster, and Echoes of Eternity. Ulalek copies both spells and triggered abilities whenever Eldrazi spells are cast, duplicating high-impact cast triggers and multiplying massive bodies. Asymmetric sweepers like All Is Dust clear opposing colored boards while leaving this deck intact. While the deck possesses limited instant-speed stack interaction and relies on combat steps to close games across two full turn cycles, its resilience via cast triggers, Annihilator sacrifices, and alternate commanders like Azlask, the Swelling Scourge ensures inevitable late-game dominance.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Adarkar Wastes
  • 1 All Is Dust
  • 1 Ancient Stirrings
  • 1 Angelic Aberration
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Artisan of Kozilek
  • 1 Ash Barrens
  • 1 Awakening Zone
  • 1 Azlask, the Swelling Scourge
  • 1 Battlefield Forge
  • 1 Benthic Anomaly
  • 1 Bismuth Mindrender
  • 1 Bonders' Enclave
  • 1 Brushland
  • 1 Cascading Cataracts
  • 1 Caves of Koilos
  • 1 Chittering Dispatcher
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Corrupted Crossroads
  • 1 Crib Swap
  • 1 Deepfathom Skulker
  • 1 Dreamstone Hedron
  • 1 Drowner of Hope
  • 1 Echoes of Eternity
  • 1 Elder Deep-Fiend
  • 1 Eldrazi Confluence
  • 1 Eldrazi Conscription
  • 1 Eldrazi Displacer
  • 1 Eldrazi Monument
  • 1 Eldrazi Temple
  • 1 Eldritch Immunity
  • 1 Endbringer
  • 1 Everflowing Chalice
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Forest
  • 1 Forsaken Monument
  • 1 Garruk's Uprising
  • 1 Glaring Fleshraker
  • 1 Hedron Archive
  • 1 Herald's Horn
  • 1 Hideous Taskmaster
  • 1 Idol of Oblivion
  • 1 Imprisoned in the Moon
  • 1 Inversion Behemoth
  • 1 Island
  • 1 It That Heralds the End
  • 1 Karplusan Forest
  • 1 Kozilek's Return
  • 1 Llanowar Wastes
  • 1 Morophon, the Boundless
  • 1 Mountain
  • 1 Mutated Cultist
  • 1 Mystic Forge
  • 1 Oblivion Sower
  • 1 Opal Palace
  • 1 Path of Ancestry
  • 1 Plains
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Return of the Wildspeaker
  • 1 Rishkar's Expertise
  • 1 Ruins of Oran-Rief
  • 1 Secluded Courtyard
  • 1 Selective Obliteration
  • 1 Shivan Reef
  • 1 Shrine of the Forsaken Gods
  • 1 Sifter of Skulls
  • 1 Sire of Stagnation
  • 1 Snapping Voidcraw
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spawnbed Protector
  • 1 Spawning Bed
  • 1 Suffer the Past
  • 1 Sulfurous Springs
  • 1 Swamp
  • 1 Talisman of Curiosity
  • 1 Talisman of Dominance
  • 1 Talisman of Impulse
  • 1 Talisman of Resilience
  • 1 Tectonic Edge
  • 1 Temple of Malady
  • 1 Temple of Silence
  • 1 Tendo Ice Bridge
  • 1 Titans' Vanguard
  • 1 Tomb of the Spirit Dragon
  • 1 Tranquil Landscape
  • 1 Twins of Discord
  • 1 Twisted Landscape
  • 1 Ugin's Insight
  • 1 Ugin, the Ineffable
  • 1 Ulalek, Fused Atrocity
  • 1 Ulamog's Crusher
  • 1 Ulamog's Dreadsire
  • 1 Ulamog's Nullifier
  • 1 Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
  • 1 Unclaimed Territory
  • 1 Underground River
  • 1 Wastes
  • 1 Wastescape Battlemage
  • 1 World Breaker
  • 1 Yavimaya Coast