ACAB Includes The Police the Band by JesterRubella

Format: Commander

Commander: Roxanne, Starfall Savant

Bracket: 2

Deck overview

This Gruul deck is helmed by Roxanne, Starfall Savant and centers on X-cost spells and creatures, generating a flood of artifact tokens (Meteorites and Treasures) that rapidly accelerate mana and become massive threats. The commander's second ability doubles mana from artifact tokens, fueling ever-larger X spells, while Displaced Dinosaurs turns each Meteorite into a 7/7 Dinosaur - the primary engine for an overwhelming board. Win conditions include combat damage from an army of oversized tokens (via Second Harvest, For the Common Good, Helm of the Host), the spread damage of Hydra Omnivore, and the treasure-sized burn of Smaug the Magnificent. The deck is a battlecruiser that builds inevitability through raw mana and token production rather than efficient combos.

Decklist (100 cards)

  • 1 Abrade
  • 1 Ancient Adamantoise
  • 1 Animist's Awakening
  • 1 Arcane Signet
  • 1 Awaken the Woods
  • 1 Beast Within
  • 1 Benevolent Hydra
  • 1 Big Score
  • 1 Bleeding Woods
  • 1 Brass Infiniscope
  • 1 Carpet of Flowers
  • 1 Cinder Glade
  • 1 City of Death
  • 1 Command Tower
  • 1 Copperline Gorge
  • 1 Displaced Dinosaurs
  • 1 Earthquake
  • 1 Electro, Assaulting Battery
  • 1 Elementalist's Palette
  • 1 Everflowing Chalice
  • 1 Evolving Wilds
  • 1 Exotic Orchard
  • 1 Fabled Passage
  • 1 For the Common Good
  • 10 Forest
  • 1 Frantic Confrontation
  • 1 Frog Butler
  • 1 Gala Greeters
  • 1 Glittermonger
  • 1 Goldvein Hydra
  • 1 Great Forest Druid
  • 1 Great Train Heist
  • 1 Hangarback Walker
  • 1 Hell to Pay
  • 1 Helm of the Host
  • 1 Hydra Omnivore
  • 1 Idol of Oblivion
  • 1 Kinetic Ooze
  • 1 Lifeblood Hydra
  • 1 Luke Cage, Hero for Hire
  • 10 Mountain
  • 1 Nature's Lore
  • 1 Nev, the Practical Dean
  • 1 Open the Way
  • 1 Origin of Metalbending
  • 1 Ornithopter of Paradise
  • 1 Overprotect
  • 1 Primordial Hydra
  • 1 Professional Face-Breaker
  • 1 Prompto Argentum
  • 1 Reliquary Tower
  • 1 Rogue's Passage
  • 1 Rootbound Crag
  • 1 Roxanne, Starfall Savant
  • 1 Royal Treatment
  • 1 Scuzzback Scrounger
  • 1 Second Harvest
  • 1 Seize the Spoils
  • 1 Shared Roots
  • 1 Silkguard
  • 1 Smaug the Magnificent
  • 1 Sol Ring
  • 1 Spore Frog
  • 1 Steelbane Hydra
  • 1 Sticky Fingers
  • 1 Stonecoil Serpent
  • 1 Strength of Will
  • 1 Svella, Ice Shaper
  • 1 Swiftfoot Boots
  • 1 Temple of Abandon
  • 1 Terramorphic Expanse
  • 1 The Ten Rings
  • 1 Thornspire Verge
  • 1 Three Visits
  • 1 Thriving Bluff
  • 1 Thriving Grove
  • 1 Tyvar's Stand
  • 1 Unbound Flourishing
  • 1 Untimely Malfunction
  • 1 Walking Ballista
  • 1 Wildwood Scourge
  • 1 Yavimaya Bloomsage // Channel